Random Acts of Cruelty

[Captain Chaos]

Apparently, according to a sign at my work, this is Random Acts of Kindness Week.

I have committed a few of those, and not gotten caught. I admit that random kindness can be fun.

but...

Have any of you every committed random cruelty? By this, I mean, have you ever done something pointlessly mean to a total stranger, just for your own amusement?

Once, in a Sharper Image, I was playing around with a remote control ball - a really cool toy, in my opinion. It was about the size of a dodge ball. I hid in a corner of the store, picked some old guy at random, and had the ball chase him around and attack his feet! He had no idea why it was happening, and kept looking around the store, trying to figure out why this ball kept bumping into him! Great fun.

What random acts of obnoxiousness or cruelty have you committed?

[Osborn F Enready]

Chaos said: What random acts of obnoxiousness or cruelty have you committed?

Giving rude people the "wrong" directions while working at a service station, and I mean REALLY wrong directions.

Purposely hitting someone(in my car) who assumes I will slow down for them, when they clearly have enough time to move, and are impeding traffic by pulling out. (Happened once, and I could have stopped, but didn't. He saw me, and didn't have to pull out, but did.)

Laughing out loud, uncontrollably as a person walked in from the 5 degree weather with both of their hands in their pockets tight, and slipped on the ice, smacking their face into the ground struggling to get their hands free. (idiot! darwinists love you)

Rubbing someone in the "left lane" on the bumper, as they try to regulate the entire interstates speed by pacing the NON PASSING LANES vehicles for mile upon endless mile. (are these people that stupid, really? Do you people know that the left lane of a multiple lane highway is for PASSING? If you do, you deserve the ditch you find yourself in after provoking road rage to the level you do by these "antics".)

Thats about as cruel, or obnoxious that I have ever been to other people.

[Fonceai]

Nice thing about having recently picked up the second job at the video store to pay for college...

When someone comes in acting like a jerk and asking for a movie that is popular (like The Departed) I'll tell them we don't have any, when actually I'm hiding one under the counter for a polite person.

Going to my wife's school and walking down the hallway and not moving out of the way for the kids. The teachers think it's a riot that kids think a 6 foot tall, 200 pound man is going to move out of their way, and instead they catch a shoulder and fall down.

[Chris]

what age kids?

[Fonceai]

5th grade up to 12th grade.

K through 4 know to move out of the way.

5th graders are stuck on the mentality of being the biggest kids in their section of the school.

Junior High just don't pay attention.

High School kids are just stupid.

[Osborn F Enready]

I was 6', 235 in grade 10.

Gotta love a good well rounded diet.

[grandpa]

I don't engage in this kind of behavior too often. A few days ago, though, some fucker threw some cups full of ice at me from a car.

Grandpa h.

[Kamehameha34]

I've intentionally given incorrect answers to losers who asked me questions during tests.

I respond with "got a problem?" to trivial things. May not seem very obnoxious, but it's a helluva good way to get the color scheme you want on group projects.

The first thing I look at, when reading about a new idea, is "how can I compare this to nazism?"

[Kamehameha34]

Quote by: grandpa I don't engage in this kind of behavior too often. A few days ago, though, some fucker threw some cups full of ice at me from a car. Grandpa h.

Oops. Sorry about that.