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abub · Feb 15, 2007, 12:48 pm

puberty -

god's way of telling one to grow the fuck up.

lake-effect snow.

Jimmy the Pro · Feb 15, 2007, 03:49 pm

Lake effect snow

Mother nature's way of fucking with man via a body of water.

Bandura's Bobo Dolls...

phoenix_fire · Feb 15, 2007, 04:00 pm

The dolls that they give children who are victims of sexual abuse so that they can point to where their attacker gave them bobos.

Agoraphobia.

Jimmy the Pro · Feb 15, 2007, 04:37 pm

Agoraphobia

The scientific classification of being a sissy.

Dante's Inferno

Kamehameha34 · Feb 15, 2007, 06:30 pm

Dante's inferno -

Satan's attempt to catch up with the publicity the bible is getting.

Static electricity

Epistemologist · Feb 15, 2007, 06:46 pm

The little fairies were sneezing on our socks, and unfortunately some sticky fluids caught on them.

Ike.

phoenix_fire · Feb 15, 2007, 07:25 pm

The chubby one.

Meniscus.

**Jack** · Feb 15, 2007, 07:32 pm

Meniscus

Like mucus, but for guys only.

permafrost

Fonceai · Feb 15, 2007, 11:25 pm

Permafrost

When a girl establishes that, now and forever, you will not have sex with her.

Fiber optic cables

**Jack** · Feb 16, 2007, 12:15 am

Fiber optic cables

Lines of communication created by weaving together material made out of hemp, cotton and crushed bran cereal.

spontaneous regeneration

phoenix_fire · Feb 16, 2007, 12:42 am

The cure for spontaneous combustion.

alleles.

abub · Feb 19, 2007, 06:43 pm

alleles -

the most misspelled word in the english language.

anorexia.

pikatore · Feb 19, 2007, 07:01 pm

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Quote by: abub

alleles -

the most misspelled word in the english language.

anorexia.

A disease common in thin people.

Elephants

Sarah22 · Feb 19, 2007, 07:07 pm

Elephants: After genetically altering the elephant, mice came to existance

Swivel Chairs

pikatore · Feb 19, 2007, 07:17 pm

Chairs that provide pleasure to many a lady, by means of swivelling on it's smooth, silky, round surface.

Beer.

abub · Feb 19, 2007, 07:57 pm

beer -

it's what's for dinner

reincarnation.

Fonceai · Feb 19, 2007, 08:08 pm

When you keep buying the same cheap flowers at high school fundraisers.

Homophobia

pikatore · Feb 19, 2007, 08:26 pm

Fear of having or living in a home.

Sex.

phoenix_fire · Feb 20, 2007, 02:16 am

The hillbilly word for the number that comes before seven and after five.

Split personalities.

**Jack** · Feb 20, 2007, 03:42 am

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Split personalities.

Personalities that for one reason or another find it better for both parties to split from their human host. Instances would include a jock personality trapped in the body of a nerd, or a nearly non-existent personality residing in a body that sports rippling muscles and gray eyes.

quarks

Feb 15, 2007, 03:49 pm	#82 (permalink) (top)
Jimmy the Pro Ready to Rok Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,932	Lake effect snow Mother nature's way of fucking with man via a body of water. Bandura's Bobo Dolls... "I believe Christianity as I believe the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it, I see everything else." -C.S. Lewis-

Feb 15, 2007, 04:00 pm	#83 (permalink) (top)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	The dolls that they give children who are victims of sexual abuse so that they can point to where their attacker gave them bobos. Agoraphobia. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 15, 2007, 04:37 pm	#84 (permalink) (top)
Jimmy the Pro Ready to Rok Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,932	Agoraphobia The scientific classification of being a sissy. Dante's Inferno "I believe Christianity as I believe the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it, I see everything else." -C.S. Lewis-

Feb 15, 2007, 06:46 pm	#86 (permalink) (top)
Epistemologist God is good Location: Down by the river, stealing your water Posts: 1,518	The little fairies were sneezing on our socks, and unfortunately some sticky fluids caught on them. Ike. But what's to stop the manic tide, The suicide of our own pride? The Complex

Feb 15, 2007, 07:25 pm	#87 (permalink) (top)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	The chubby one. Meniscus. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 15, 2007, 12:48 pm	#81 (permalink) (top)
abub trendsetter Location: cleveland Posts: 317	puberty - god's way of telling one to grow the fuck up. lake-effect snow.

Feb 15, 2007, 06:30 pm	#85 (permalink) (top)
Kamehameha34 The dingos! Posts: 4,548	Dante's inferno - Satan's attempt to catch up with the publicity the bible is getting. Static electricity

Feb 15, 2007, 07:32 pm	#88 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	Meniscus Like mucus, but for guys only. permafrost The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Feb 15, 2007, 11:25 pm	#89 (permalink) (top)
Fonceai BANNED Location: New York Posts: 4,217	Permafrost When a girl establishes that, now and forever, you will not have sex with her. Fiber optic cables

Feb 16, 2007, 12:15 am	#90 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	Fiber optic cables Lines of communication created by weaving together material made out of hemp, cotton and crushed bran cereal. spontaneous regeneration The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Feb 16, 2007, 12:42 am	#91 (permalink) (top)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	The cure for spontaneous combustion. alleles. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 19, 2007, 06:43 pm	#92 (permalink) (top)
abub trendsetter Location: cleveland Posts: 317	alleles - the most misspelled word in the english language. anorexia.

Feb 19, 2007, 07:07 pm	#94 (permalink) (top)
Sarah22 Asian Sensation Posts: 153	Elephants: After genetically altering the elephant, mice came to existance Swivel Chairs

Feb 19, 2007, 07:17 pm	#95 (permalink) (top)
pikatore A Celestial Monkey Location: In England Posts: 1,613	Chairs that provide pleasure to many a lady, by means of swivelling on it's smooth, silky, round surface. Beer.

Feb 19, 2007, 07:57 pm	#96 (permalink) (top)
abub trendsetter Location: cleveland Posts: 317	beer - it's what's for dinner reincarnation.

Feb 19, 2007, 08:08 pm	#97 (permalink) (top)
Fonceai BANNED Location: New York Posts: 4,217	When you keep buying the same cheap flowers at high school fundraisers. Homophobia

Feb 19, 2007, 08:26 pm	#98 (permalink) (top)
pikatore A Celestial Monkey Location: In England Posts: 1,613	Fear of having or living in a home. Sex.

Feb 20, 2007, 02:16 am	#99 (permalink) (top)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	The hillbilly word for the number that comes before seven and after five. Split personalities. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6