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phoenix_fire · Feb 11, 2007, 05:52 pm

fractals: They live in the walls and dogs like to chase them.

Chopsticks.

**Jack** · Feb 11, 2007, 05:56 pm

Chopsticks

Small black blood-sucking insects that inhabit pork products. Chops ticks.

transubstantiation

phoenix_fire · Feb 12, 2007, 12:07 am

Transubstantiation: the principle that makes the transporter pads work in Star Trek.

Earwigs.

**Jack** · Feb 12, 2007, 12:40 am

Earwigs

See, most of us old folk, that's anyone over 45 to you, child, have hair starting to grow on our ears. It's a weird and disconcerting indication of maturity.

However, some men suffer male-pattern-earhairlessness, a non-fatal but socially embarrassing disease that is thought to be genetic but could be caused by invisible waveforms propagated by a super-secret government agency hell-bent on the destruction of all mankind. I read that somewhere on the internet.

Anyway, some guys can't grow earhair and want to cover up their shortcomings. For them there are earwigs.

binomials

Jimmy the Pro · Feb 12, 2007, 04:11 pm

Quote:

Quote by: Isherwood

binomials

nomials that prefer more than one gender for a sexual partner, as opposed to monomials who only perfer one type of term.

Example: 2x + 2x = 6 The two monomial x's pair with one another under the plus, otherwise know as the mating sign to produce a nomial offspring.

However, binomials prefer to mate with not simply an "x" but maybe a y or even a "q"!

Thus we have a (bi) nomial.

Michael Jackson

phoenix_fire · Feb 12, 2007, 04:14 pm

A failed experiment in Eugenics.

Destructive interference.

Jimmy the Pro · Feb 12, 2007, 04:44 pm

Quote:

Quote by: phoenix_fire

A failed experiment in Eugenics.

Destructive interference.

Term used interchangably with United States Imperialism

Mybook and Facespace

abub · Feb 13, 2007, 12:16 pm

ah, myspace and facebook...

designed with the pedophile in mind, fox corporation uses it to keep up with the latest trends while also destroying humanity from the inside out.

darwinism.

Jimmy the Pro · Feb 13, 2007, 03:43 pm

Quote:

Quote by: abub

ah, myspace and facebook...

designed with the pedophile in mind, fox corporation uses it to keep up with the latest trends while also destroying humanity from the inside out.

darwinism.

The (theoretical) end of all calm scientific and religious debates as we know it.

Shag carpet

**Jack** · Feb 13, 2007, 05:36 pm

Shag carpet

What my dog keeps trying to do. He's only been fixed for a week. It's all doggie hormones.

dark energy

phoenix_fire · Feb 13, 2007, 08:22 pm

The stuff that shoots out of the Emperor's hands in Star Wars.

Altoids.

**Jack** · Feb 13, 2007, 09:43 pm

Altoids.

Small, intensively flavorful cosmic bits of debris that frequently fall to Earth. If you're not careful and have your mouth open, one could enter your mouth and make you very sorry.

prime numbers

Danzo · Feb 13, 2007, 09:46 pm

Edit: Prime numbers - Made to confuse children in school.

Hats

pikatore · Feb 13, 2007, 09:49 pm

Integers that in the wild have asserted themselves among thier flocks, and have risen to the top of the hierarchy of that social group.

It is popular misconception that 7 is a prime number, as it has been observed to have a genetic trait which induces submissive behaviour.

....

Coco pops.

Fonceai · Feb 13, 2007, 11:53 pm

Coco pops...

What I used to call my black grandfather

Bicameral Legislature

**Jack** · Feb 14, 2007, 02:19 am

Bicameral Legislature

The body politic being torn asunder by two dromidaries, or were they bactrian?

Hollywood blacklist

phoenix_fire · Feb 14, 2007, 02:43 am

Any celebrity with the slightest spark of human decency.

desolation.

Jimmy the Pro · Feb 14, 2007, 04:38 pm

Desolation- The state of the republican party after Midterm elections, or after Britany and K-Fed break up...either or

Viagra

phoenix_fire · Feb 14, 2007, 04:53 pm

An upper.

valence electrons.

**Jack** · Feb 14, 2007, 05:07 pm

valence electrons

The subatomic particles from which draperies are hung.

puberty

Feb 11, 2007, 05:52 pm	#61 (permalink) (top)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	fractals: They live in the walls and dogs like to chase them. Chopsticks. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 11, 2007, 05:56 pm	#62 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	Chopsticks Small black blood-sucking insects that inhabit pork products. Chops ticks. transubstantiation The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Feb 12, 2007, 12:07 am	#63 (permalink) (top)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	Transubstantiation: the principle that makes the transporter pads work in Star Trek. Earwigs. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 12, 2007, 12:40 am	#64 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	Earwigs See, most of us old folk, that's anyone over 45 to you, child, have hair starting to grow on our ears. It's a weird and disconcerting indication of maturity. However, some men suffer male-pattern-earhairlessness, a non-fatal but socially embarrassing disease that is thought to be genetic but could be caused by invisible waveforms propagated by a super-secret government agency hell-bent on the destruction of all mankind. I read that somewhere on the internet. Anyway, some guys can't grow earhair and want to cover up their shortcomings. For them there are earwigs. binomials The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Feb 12, 2007, 04:14 pm	#66 (permalink) (top)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	A failed experiment in Eugenics. Destructive interference. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 13, 2007, 12:16 pm	#68 (permalink) (top)
abub trendsetter Location: cleveland Posts: 317	ah, myspace and facebook... designed with the pedophile in mind, fox corporation uses it to keep up with the latest trends while also destroying humanity from the inside out. darwinism.

Feb 13, 2007, 05:36 pm	#70 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	Shag carpet What my dog keeps trying to do. He's only been fixed for a week. It's all doggie hormones. dark energy The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Feb 13, 2007, 08:22 pm	#71 (permalink) (top)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	The stuff that shoots out of the Emperor's hands in Star Wars. Altoids. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 13, 2007, 09:43 pm	#72 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	Altoids. Small, intensively flavorful cosmic bits of debris that frequently fall to Earth. If you're not careful and have your mouth open, one could enter your mouth and make you very sorry. prime numbers The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Feb 13, 2007, 09:46 pm	#73 (permalink) (top)
Danzo Religion is Opinion Location: Missouri Posts: 14	Edit: Prime numbers - Made to confuse children in school. Hats

Feb 13, 2007, 09:49 pm	#74 (permalink) (top)
pikatore A Celestial Monkey Location: In England Posts: 1,613	Integers that in the wild have asserted themselves among thier flocks, and have risen to the top of the hierarchy of that social group. It is popular misconception that 7 is a prime number, as it has been observed to have a genetic trait which induces submissive behaviour. .... Coco pops.

Feb 13, 2007, 11:53 pm	#75 (permalink) (top)
Fonceai BANNED Location: New York Posts: 4,217	Coco pops... What I used to call my black grandfather Bicameral Legislature

Feb 14, 2007, 02:19 am	#76 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	Bicameral Legislature The body politic being torn asunder by two dromidaries, or were they bactrian? Hollywood blacklist The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Feb 14, 2007, 02:43 am	#77 (permalink) (top)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	Any celebrity with the slightest spark of human decency. desolation. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 14, 2007, 04:38 pm	#78 (permalink) (top)
Jimmy the Pro Ready to Rok Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,932	Desolation- The state of the republican party after Midterm elections, or after Britany and K-Fed break up...either or Viagra "I believe Christianity as I believe the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it, I see everything else." -C.S. Lewis-

Feb 14, 2007, 04:53 pm	#79 (permalink) (top)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	An upper. valence electrons. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 14, 2007, 05:07 pm	#80 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	valence electrons The subatomic particles from which draperies are hung. puberty The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)