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phoenix_fire · Feb 11, 2007, 02:36 pm

Actually are an alien form of Morse code. Translation: "We got the stupid probe you sent us. We acknowledge your existence. Happy? Now quit spamming us."

Mascara.

pikatore · Feb 11, 2007, 02:36 pm

Uncontrolled flatulence from the sun. the rude bastard.

Monkey.

**Jack** · Feb 11, 2007, 02:41 pm

Mascara Monkey

Tammy Faye Bakker

Coincidence

phoenix_fire · Feb 11, 2007, 02:59 pm

I don't think so.

Manga.

**Jack** · Feb 11, 2007, 03:03 pm

A parallel world of animated Japanese people. See "South Park". Despite heavy propaganda in the form of videos and books, they have yet to physically cross the barrier between their universe and ours.

empathy

jose · Feb 11, 2007, 03:48 pm

empathy
putting yourself in em or eminems´ shoes
Rebuttal

**Jack** · Feb 11, 2007, 04:02 pm

Rebuttal

A medical breakthrough to aid those who lose their ass in Las Vegas or laugh their asses off at a comedy club. The exact process is a closely guarded secret. Those receiving this treatment have to wear an asshat for 30 days after surgury to prevent infection.

circumspection

jose · Feb 11, 2007, 04:42 pm

circumspection checking your date is really jewish
cunnilingus
isherwood your excused this one LOL

notworthabean · Feb 11, 2007, 04:51 pm

Quote:

cunnilingus

invented by napoleon when after the wedding night when josephine said " oh we're done already? Oh well I should go see the duke of wellington.."

thanks isher!

edit-cell phones

**Jack** · Feb 11, 2007, 04:57 pm

Errr...notworthabean, you have to provide the next term.

notworthabean · Feb 11, 2007, 05:04 pm

fixed isher

**Jack** · Feb 11, 2007, 05:10 pm

cell phones=what I use to call my body parts, proving I'm not currently on my Xylophone talking to Xylo. Cells don't have much to say, but they do take incoming calls. If they answer, I know they're OK.

earth's core

pikatore · Feb 11, 2007, 05:10 pm

A bit like an apple core, but earthy.

Water

**Jack** · Feb 11, 2007, 05:15 pm

A highly unstable and volitile liquid that has caused millions of deaths around the world. I suggest we ban its use.

Chlorophyll

notworthabean · Feb 11, 2007, 05:16 pm

gah i knew that would happen.

an aphrodisaic used by frat boys around the world

tissue

Fonceai · Feb 11, 2007, 05:18 pm

Tissue, I don't even know you!!

Coitus Interruptus

**Jack** · Feb 11, 2007, 05:23 pm

Coitus Interruptus

The Roman god of infertility

the ozone layer

Fonceai · Feb 11, 2007, 05:27 pm

The thin film of sexual fluids that rests on top of your sheets.

The OH-OH-OH-zone layer.

Midichlorians

pikatore · Feb 11, 2007, 05:32 pm

Quote:

Quote by: Fonceai

Midichlorians

Small chemicals that when diluted in water, produce noises of a random MIDI instrument. Many scientest have died from the horrible, tinny noises. These chemicals are very dangerous, and must be handled with headphones on.

Love.

**Jack** · Feb 11, 2007, 05:46 pm

Love
An emotional response to a friendly gesture: a pat on the head (for dogs), a pat on the back (for consolation), a pat on the ass (for football players).

fractal

Feb 11, 2007, 02:36 pm	#41 (permalink) (top)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	Actually are an alien form of Morse code. Translation: "We got the stupid probe you sent us. We acknowledge your existence. Happy? Now quit spamming us." Mascara. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 11, 2007, 02:41 pm	#43 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	Mascara Monkey Tammy Faye Bakker Coincidence The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Feb 11, 2007, 02:59 pm	#44 (permalink) (top)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	I don't think so. Manga. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 11, 2007, 03:03 pm	#45 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	A parallel world of animated Japanese people. See "South Park". Despite heavy propaganda in the form of videos and books, they have yet to physically cross the barrier between their universe and ours. empathy The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Feb 11, 2007, 04:02 pm	#47 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	Rebuttal A medical breakthrough to aid those who lose their ass in Las Vegas or laugh their asses off at a comedy club. The exact process is a closely guarded secret. Those receiving this treatment have to wear an asshat for 30 days after surgury to prevent infection. circumspection The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Feb 11, 2007, 02:36 pm	#42 (permalink) (top)
pikatore A Celestial Monkey Location: In England Posts: 1,613	Uncontrolled flatulence from the sun. the rude bastard. Monkey.

Feb 11, 2007, 03:48 pm	#46 (permalink) (top)
jose Volcanic Erupter Location: España Posts: 2,625	empathy putting yourself in em or eminems´ shoes Rebuttal

Feb 11, 2007, 04:42 pm	#48 (permalink) (top)
jose Volcanic Erupter Location: España Posts: 2,625	circumspection checking your date is really jewish cunnilingus isherwood your excused this one LOL

Feb 11, 2007, 04:57 pm	#50 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	Errr...notworthabean, you have to provide the next term. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Feb 11, 2007, 05:04 pm	#51 (permalink) (top)
notworthabean libertarian neocon Location: north east Posts: 630	fixed isher

Feb 11, 2007, 05:10 pm	#52 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	cell phones=what I use to call my body parts, proving I'm not currently on my Xylophone talking to Xylo. Cells don't have much to say, but they do take incoming calls. If they answer, I know they're OK. earth's core The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Feb 11, 2007, 05:10 pm	#53 (permalink) (top)
pikatore A Celestial Monkey Location: In England Posts: 1,613	A bit like an apple core, but earthy. Water

Feb 11, 2007, 05:15 pm	#54 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	A highly unstable and volitile liquid that has caused millions of deaths around the world. I suggest we ban its use. Chlorophyll The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Feb 11, 2007, 05:16 pm	#55 (permalink) (top)
notworthabean libertarian neocon Location: north east Posts: 630	gah i knew that would happen. an aphrodisaic used by frat boys around the world tissue

Feb 11, 2007, 05:18 pm	#56 (permalink) (top)
Fonceai BANNED Location: New York Posts: 4,217	Tissue, I don't even know you!! Coitus Interruptus

Feb 11, 2007, 05:23 pm	#57 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	Coitus Interruptus The Roman god of infertility the ozone layer The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Feb 11, 2007, 05:27 pm	#58 (permalink) (top)
Fonceai BANNED Location: New York Posts: 4,217	The thin film of sexual fluids that rests on top of your sheets. The OH-OH-OH-zone layer. Midichlorians

Feb 11, 2007, 05:46 pm	#60 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	Love An emotional response to a friendly gesture: a pat on the head (for dogs), a pat on the back (for consolation), a pat on the ass (for football players). fractal The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)