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Epistemologist · Feb 10, 2007, 09:28 am

The time when the space aliens were their strongest (because of increased protein ingestion) and were able to pull the sun at the farthest distance possible so they get more sunlight.

Schrodinger's [sic?] cat.

phoenix_fire · Feb 10, 2007, 03:40 pm

An Abyssinian.

Selective inhibition.

**Jack** · Feb 10, 2007, 06:11 pm

Precision hang-ups, caused by electromolecular synapses in the frontal cortex.

Time-space continuum.

pikatore · Feb 10, 2007, 06:21 pm

The medium that this universe exists in, composed of mozzerella, and a lot of spicy meatballs.

World War 2.

Epistemologist · Feb 10, 2007, 06:25 pm

There wasn't much news after the First World War so they came up with a sequel starring James Stewart and Marilyn Monroe.

Novelty T-shirts.

pikatore · Feb 10, 2007, 06:32 pm

One of the most productive achievments of the 21st century.

Monkey sex.

Epistemologist · Feb 10, 2007, 06:40 pm

Let's just say that while Clinton had his sexual term, Dubya now has his very own.

Dodo.

pikatore · Feb 10, 2007, 06:45 pm

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Quote by: Epistemologist

Let's just say that while Clinton had his sexual term, Dubya now has his very own.

Dodo.

A species of animal thought to be extinct, but actually has a close decendent that resides in the White House.

The Depression.

Epistemologist · Feb 10, 2007, 06:49 pm

The spin-off series for the L Word.

Sunscreen lotion.

pikatore · Feb 10, 2007, 08:16 pm

A lotion used to protect the harmful UV radiation from the inhospitable (and in some cases, rather ugly) skins of human beings. The sun is a fragile being.

Cheese on toast.

Epistemologist · Feb 11, 2007, 08:00 am

Farmer Brown ran out of peanut butter and jelly, and thus, cheese on toast was born. However, on the same day that he made the sandwich, his barn burned down because the toaster was left on, and his wife left him. So now on every night since he can't do his wife he has cheese on toast for dinner. See cheese on toast.

Cockroach.

pikatore · Feb 11, 2007, 11:15 am

A small insect that buries it's eggs in the outer layer of skin on the penis while the victim is asleep. The eggs hatch inside, and produce a gas that cause a huge pressure buildup, and cause the penis to explode. Some species produce an unstable chemical whilst hatching, which may in turn cause the penis to catch on fire BEFORE it explodes.

Pain.

Epistemologist · Feb 11, 2007, 12:07 pm

Little fairy men walk through the skin and travel up the nerve via sensory transduction to the brain, while saying hello to organs along the way. They might leave a mess.

Xylophone.

**Jack** · Feb 11, 2007, 01:21 pm

Xylophone=what I use when I need to call Xylo. I usually just get Xylo's answering machine.

hubris

Epistemologist · Feb 11, 2007, 01:47 pm

The stuff that comes out of your nose when you sneeze and don't excuse yourself.

Messenger pigeons.

**Jack** · Feb 11, 2007, 01:59 pm

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Messenger pigeons.

Similar to stool pigeons, but these don't just spill the beans, they actually use the beans to tell a story.

intermediate forms

pikatore · Feb 11, 2007, 02:05 pm

what we look like in the middle.

George Bush.

**Jack** · Feb 11, 2007, 02:08 pm

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George Bush

A particularly nasty weed indigenous to the U.S. If not controlled, it grows wild and refuses to be contained by walls or bodies of water. It is feared that this weed could spread across the planet if steps are not taken soon to eradicate it. It spreads through the use of the Chaney molecule.

extra sensory perception

Jimmy the Pro · Feb 11, 2007, 02:23 pm

having 2 of one of the five senses, such as two noses. Many believe the members of the Band Kiss have a rare type of esp where the tongue is actually two toungues joined at the back of the mouth.

Pikachu

**Jack** · Feb 11, 2007, 02:25 pm

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Pikachu

Gesundheit. I believe I see some hubris about your face.

solar flares

Feb 10, 2007, 09:28 am	#21 (permalink) (top)
Epistemologist God is good Location: Down by the river, stealing your water Posts: 1,518	The time when the space aliens were their strongest (because of increased protein ingestion) and were able to pull the sun at the farthest distance possible so they get more sunlight. Schrodinger's [sic?] cat. But what's to stop the manic tide, The suicide of our own pride? The Complex

Feb 10, 2007, 03:40 pm	#22 (permalink) (top)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	An Abyssinian. Selective inhibition. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 10, 2007, 06:11 pm	#23 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	Precision hang-ups, caused by electromolecular synapses in the frontal cortex. Time-space continuum. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Feb 10, 2007, 06:25 pm	#25 (permalink) (top)
Epistemologist God is good Location: Down by the river, stealing your water Posts: 1,518	There wasn't much news after the First World War so they came up with a sequel starring James Stewart and Marilyn Monroe. Novelty T-shirts. But what's to stop the manic tide, The suicide of our own pride? The Complex

Feb 10, 2007, 06:40 pm	#27 (permalink) (top)
Epistemologist God is good Location: Down by the river, stealing your water Posts: 1,518	Let's just say that while Clinton had his sexual term, Dubya now has his very own. Dodo. But what's to stop the manic tide, The suicide of our own pride? The Complex

Feb 10, 2007, 06:21 pm	#24 (permalink) (top)
pikatore A Celestial Monkey Location: In England Posts: 1,613	The medium that this universe exists in, composed of mozzerella, and a lot of spicy meatballs. World War 2.

Feb 10, 2007, 06:32 pm	#26 (permalink) (top)
pikatore A Celestial Monkey Location: In England Posts: 1,613	One of the most productive achievments of the 21st century. Monkey sex.

Feb 10, 2007, 06:49 pm	#29 (permalink) (top)
Epistemologist God is good Location: Down by the river, stealing your water Posts: 1,518	The spin-off series for the L Word. Sunscreen lotion. But what's to stop the manic tide, The suicide of our own pride? The Complex

Feb 10, 2007, 08:16 pm	#30 (permalink) (top)
pikatore A Celestial Monkey Location: In England Posts: 1,613	A lotion used to protect the harmful UV radiation from the inhospitable (and in some cases, rather ugly) skins of human beings. The sun is a fragile being. Cheese on toast.

Feb 11, 2007, 08:00 am	#31 (permalink) (top)
Epistemologist God is good Location: Down by the river, stealing your water Posts: 1,518	Farmer Brown ran out of peanut butter and jelly, and thus, cheese on toast was born. However, on the same day that he made the sandwich, his barn burned down because the toaster was left on, and his wife left him. So now on every night since he can't do his wife he has cheese on toast for dinner. See cheese on toast. Cockroach. But what's to stop the manic tide, The suicide of our own pride? The Complex

Feb 11, 2007, 11:15 am	#32 (permalink) (top)
pikatore A Celestial Monkey Location: In England Posts: 1,613	A small insect that buries it's eggs in the outer layer of skin on the penis while the victim is asleep. The eggs hatch inside, and produce a gas that cause a huge pressure buildup, and cause the penis to explode. Some species produce an unstable chemical whilst hatching, which may in turn cause the penis to catch on fire BEFORE it explodes. Pain.

Feb 11, 2007, 12:07 pm	#33 (permalink) (top)
Epistemologist God is good Location: Down by the river, stealing your water Posts: 1,518	Little fairy men walk through the skin and travel up the nerve via sensory transduction to the brain, while saying hello to organs along the way. They might leave a mess. Xylophone. But what's to stop the manic tide, The suicide of our own pride? The Complex

Feb 11, 2007, 01:21 pm	#34 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	Xylophone=what I use when I need to call Xylo. I usually just get Xylo's answering machine. hubris The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Feb 11, 2007, 01:47 pm	#35 (permalink) (top)
Epistemologist God is good Location: Down by the river, stealing your water Posts: 1,518	The stuff that comes out of your nose when you sneeze and don't excuse yourself. Messenger pigeons. But what's to stop the manic tide, The suicide of our own pride? The Complex

Feb 11, 2007, 02:05 pm	#37 (permalink) (top)
pikatore A Celestial Monkey Location: In England Posts: 1,613	what we look like in the middle. George Bush.

Feb 11, 2007, 02:23 pm	#39 (permalink) (top)
Jimmy the Pro Ready to Rok Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,932	having 2 of one of the five senses, such as two noses. Many believe the members of the Band Kiss have a rare type of esp where the tongue is actually two toungues joined at the back of the mouth. Pikachu "I believe Christianity as I believe the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it, I see everything else." -C.S. Lewis-