A Quick Test

[Paleface2500]

you are jewish and oppose the war in Iraq
you are white and you hate white people
you are black and hate white people
someone offers you a Draught and you head for canada
you’re a woman and you don’t shave
you think tofu is food
you think the grateful dead are good
you think the daily show is “news”
you’ve ever hired gloria allred
you think that consenting adults can engage freely in every activity except capitalism.
You think the really alarming violence takes place outside the abortion clinic.
You’ve ever referred to the “root cause” of something.
You pray to “The Woman Upstairs.”
You think we never gave peace a chance.
You don’t think “All in the Family” is a very funny program, but watch it anyway because Meathead makes a lot of sense.
You think OJ is out looking for the real killers.
You think it takes a village.
You think that the words “to promote the general welfare” in the Constitution mean to promote welfare generally.
You think that, even though more people voted against him than for him in both the 1992 and the 1996 presidential elections, Bill Clinton had a mandate.
You think that conservatives, like preservatives, ought to be federally regulated.
You ever wore earth shoes.
You have ever wondered out loud, “Why can’t we all just get along?”
You think the New York Times prints all the news that’s fit.
You spent Columbus Day reading Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee.
You reach the limits of your talent and then complain that you ran into a glass ceiling.
You wear more ribbons on your lapel than in your hair.
You blame the Unabomber’s parents.
You fail to see the connection between Lenin and Lennon.
You have ever agreed with Martin Sheen or Barbra Streisand.


If you answered yes to 3 or more of these questions, chances are you are a liberal.

[Osborn F Enready]

Do you see the world as Blue and Red?
Do you know how many political parties there are in the United States, if I gave you a clue and said MORE than two?
Do you know how many political parties get media coverage in the U.S.?
Do you think politics revolves around the abortion and gay marriage?
Do you buy into the hype they are selling you on 24hr news stations?
Do you think Iraq had WMD?
Do you think the government is working in your best intrests?

You may be a sheeple.

[ByaKya]

Quote by: Paleface2500 you are jewish and oppose the war in Iraq you are white and you hate white people you are black and hate white people someone offers you a Draught and you head for canada you’re a woman and you don’t shave you think tofu is food you think the grateful dead are good you think the daily show is “news” you’ve ever hired gloria allred you think that consenting adults can engage freely in every activity except capitalism. You think the really alarming violence takes place outside the abortion clinic. You’ve ever referred to the “root cause” of something. You pray to “The Woman Upstairs.” You think we never gave peace a chance. You don’t think “All in the Family” is a very funny program, but watch it anyway because Meathead makes a lot of sense. You think OJ is out looking for the real killers. You think it takes a village. You think that the words “to promote the general welfare” in the Constitution mean to promote welfare generally. You think that, even though more people voted against him than for him in both the 1992 and the 1996 presidential elections, Bill Clinton had a mandate. You think that conservatives, like preservatives, ought to be federally regulated. You ever wore earth shoes. You have ever wondered out loud, “Why can’t we all just get along?” You think the New York Times prints all the news that’s fit. You spent Columbus Day reading Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee. You reach the limits of your talent and then complain that you ran into a glass ceiling. You wear more ribbons on your lapel than in your hair. You blame the Unabomber’s parents. You fail to see the connection between Lenin and Lennon. You have ever agreed with Martin Sheen or Barbra Streisand. If you answered yes to 3 or more of these questions, chances are you are a liberal.

Damn it ! i answered yes to ALL of them.

This is another copy and paste job and trying to pass it off as your own.
Will report this to the proper authorities, conservatism MUST be destroyed
CRUSH KILL DESTROY

You Might Be a Liberal

[Compugasm]

Quote by: Osborn F Enready You may be a sheeple.

Oh man, I almost choked. I had to spit out my drink. :)

[Chaossaber314]

I thought the one that said "You think sexual harassment is rampant, date rape pervasive, domestic violence common and Paula Jones is lying" was really quite funny.

[Epistemologist]

I guess I'm not a liberal then. That sheeple thing is funny. :)

[Matt W]

Chances are this is nothing remotely serious. Moving to Misc. :rolleyes:

[Milton Bradley]

Quote by: OsbornF.Enready You may be a sheeple.

Quote by: Compugasm Oh man, I almost choked. I had to spit out my drink. :)

Hahahahahahahah...


Yep, I can see the potential for a Foxworthy like approach to "if you're ______, you may be a sheeple" humor.


That made me bust out laughing as well. A literal LOL

[Osborn F Enready]

Glad to see I caused a few laughs today.

[Nono]

Quote by: Face If you answered yes to 3 or more of these questions, chances are you are a liberal.

If you managed to get all the way through the list without falling asleep, you're name is probably Bubba.

[kubedawg]

you think tofu is food - Tofu is a food, I tried it once at a chinese restaurant thinking it was really chicken. It tasted good until I found out it was tofu.

you think the daily show is “news” - The Daily Show is entertainment based on shitty news that we are surrounded with in this world.

You don’t think “All in the Family” is a very funny program, but watch it anyway because Meathead makes a lot of sense. - never watched it nor do I care.

You ever wore earth shoes. - I care about the earth, but I don't protest or anything. I do my part not to litter unless necessary, and I drive my V8 Chevy Silverado.

You have ever wondered out loud, “Why can’t we all just get along?” - Jokingly, yes. During a useless argument between 2 or more parties, yes.

You reach the limits of your talent and then complain that you ran into a glass ceiling. - I don't complain about the glass ceiling. I realize it's there and I need the proper 'tools' to break that glass plus the will to go further.

You blame the Unabomber’s parents. - If he was a minor, yes.....


All the rest I said no to. I am NO LIBERAL! I AM A LIBERATARIAN!

[Paleface2500]

OH Come on....I was just having a little fun.

[kubedawg]

I know. Everyone has a little conservative/liberal in them one way or another. All that matters is only if it's consentual.

[bishop]

heh.. good one oz.

[Epistemologist]

Quote by: Nono If you managed to get all the way through the list without falling asleep, you're name is probably Bubba.

I'm not Bubba, but I managed to get through the list. It was actually quite refreshing and kept me awake.

[Chris]

it kept me awake too laughing my ass off.

[phoenix_fire]

if you've ever voted for someone you've never even heard of

if your value system can be compromised for certain people but is iron clad for most everyone else

if you think groupthink is just a beautiful sign of your unity

if you've never been accused of being disrespectful, arrogant, or argumentative (and would be mortified if you had)

if you don't doubt the news (all news)

if you've ever made and/or broken relationships based on what someone told you about another's perceived political loyalties

if you don't think your organization plays politics

if you use more than four buzzwords in any given political rant

if you think the "straight ticket" vote is a great time saver

if you believe that a leader's promotion of his girlfriend within his own organization is merit-based

if you've ever used "why? I have nothing to hide" as a justification

if you think "pork" is just that thing A-rabs won't eat

if you've ever been a proponent of "change for the sake of change"

if you believe that people of certain religious beliefs can only conscionably vote for one party

You may be a sheeple.