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Jimmy the Pro · Jan 5, 2007, 11:46 pm

We at the Volconvo Private Investigators (VPI) would like to help out the forums in the best way possible.

Therefore we see it as our mission to solve all of the Volconvo mysteries you bring to us. Any case we will take.

Just look at our track record.

Cases Brought in: 1

Cases Solved: 1

Damn we are good! And I demand that this be stickied so that our work may continue.

Kamehameha34 · Jan 6, 2007, 12:28 am

How far away from Isherwood do I live?

The Bacon Guy · Jan 6, 2007, 01:19 am

2279 miles as the crow flies.

StrongHeartsWin · Jan 6, 2007, 01:23 am

How often does Rush Limbaugh take Viagara, and where is he when he is on it?

Jimmy the Pro · Jan 7, 2007, 11:12 am

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How often does Rush Limbaugh take Viagara, and where is he when he is on it?

An interesting Case, I will take it up immediately!

**Jack** · Jan 7, 2007, 11:25 am

Would you be able to discover why Kamehameha34 asked, "How far away from Isherwood do I live?", also, whether I should be worried or flattered?

StrongHeartsWin · Jan 7, 2007, 11:39 am

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Would you be able to discover why Kamehameha34 asked, "How far away from Isherwood do I live?", also, whether I should be worried or flattered?

lol. A hate stalker or a fan stalker infatuated with you willing to track you down. Hmmm... not good choices.

Gods_Mercenary · Jan 7, 2007, 11:45 am

Or he could just want to kill you, at least he wont be following you around, it'll be nice and quick.

**Jack** · Jan 7, 2007, 12:14 pm

Gee, thanks for that thought. Just my luck, after surviving Vietnam and the streets of Imperial Beach, I'm at risk of being taken out via the internet. Ironic, yet somehow appropriate.

Jimmy the Pro · Jan 7, 2007, 12:27 pm

Okay let's begin with our first piece of evidence from...ugh..Fox News

FOXNews.com - Prosecutors: No Charges for Limbaugh Over Viagra - Celebrities in Trouble

The evidence shows that Rush takes at least one bottle with him when he travels.

Where is he when he takes it?

Source from wikipedia:

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Limbaugh was first married on September 24, 1977 to Roxy Maxine McNeely, a sales secretary at radio station WHB in Kansas City, Missouri. They were married at the Centenary United Methodist Church in Cape Girardeau. In March 1980, McNeely filed for divorce, citing "incompatibility." They were formally divorced on July 10, 1980.

In 1983, Limbaugh married Michelle Sixta, a college student and usherette at the Kansas City Royals Stadium Club. They were divorced in 1990, and she remarried the following year.

On May 27, 1994, Limbaugh married Marta Fitzgerald, a 35-year-old aerobics instructor, whom he met via the CompuServe online service. They were married at the house of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, who officiated. On June 11, 2004, when the couple separated,[11] Limbaugh announced on the air, "Marta has consented to my request for a divorce, and we have mutually agreed to seek an amicable separation. As I said, it's a personal matter and I want to keep it that way. I don't intend to say any more about this on the air." The divorce was finalized in December 2004.[12]

Not around his wife.

Usually on trips out of the country where he cannot be detected, to bad they nailed him on the return trip home.

I believe this can answer how often he takes it...

Case closed.

Jimmy the Pro · Jan 7, 2007, 12:31 pm

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Quote by: Isherwood

Would you be able to discover why Kamehameha34 asked, "How far away from Isherwood do I live?", also, whether I should be worried or flattered?

The member map is very useful Isherwood. I would close the case that way. hehe.

And also you can think of it this way, it's time to exercise the right to bear arms!

Maybe I should get a track record of Kamehameha34 just in case...

StrongHeartsWin · Jan 7, 2007, 12:51 pm

Well done on the Rush case. However, I have one more about him I would like you to investigate.

Why isn`t there an active ongoing thread on Volconvo debunking the nonsense he spews forth all the time?

kubedawg · Jan 7, 2007, 01:17 pm

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Quote by: Isherwood

Gee, thanks for that thought. Just my luck, after surviving Vietnam and the streets of Imperial Beach, I'm at risk of being taken out via the internet. Ironic, yet somehow appropriate.

Just defend yourself with some clearskin acne cream.

**Jack** · Jan 7, 2007, 01:29 pm

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Why isn`t there an active ongoing thread on Volconvo debunking the nonsense he spews forth all the time?

Ummm, because I'd have to read his crap to refute it. It's a waste of precious brain cells.

Gods_Mercenary · Jan 7, 2007, 02:28 pm

Rush is basically a comedy act, as far as im concerned, he isn't supposed to be debunked, of cource, some people take him seriously:(

StrongHeartsWin · Jan 7, 2007, 02:31 pm

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Rush is basically a comedy act, as far as im concerned, he isn't supposed to be debunked, of cource, some people take him seriously:(

Sadly, a lot of people take him seriously. It is important that the dittoheads, or those who seem to think he speaks reasonably, see the idiocy of his thoughts.

Clarence · Jan 7, 2007, 03:23 pm

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some people take him seriously

himself

Gods_Mercenary · Jan 7, 2007, 03:25 pm

That goes without saying,

Epistemologist · Jan 7, 2007, 03:55 pm

Can you do an investigation to find out Ann Coulter's real gender? That son of a biscuit. :)

Gods_Mercenary · Jan 7, 2007, 04:21 pm

That requires me to get far too close to ann coulter than I'm willing to go, maybe the investigators are O.K., with it though:eek:

Jan 5, 2007, 11:46 pm	#1 (permalink) (top)
Jimmy the Pro Ready to Rok Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,932	The Volconvo Private Investigators We at the Volconvo Private Investigators (VPI) would like to help out the forums in the best way possible. Therefore we see it as our mission to solve all of the Volconvo mysteries you bring to us. Any case we will take. Just look at our track record. Cases Brought in: 1 Cases Solved: 1 Damn we are good! And I demand that this be stickied so that our work may continue. "I believe Christianity as I believe the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it, I see everything else." -C.S. Lewis-

Jan 6, 2007, 01:23 am	#4 (permalink) (top)
StrongHeartsWin Open the cages! Posts: 1,816	How often does Rush Limbaugh take Viagara, and where is he when he is on it? "FREE ME", song video by Goldfinger "Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet." --Albert Einstein

Jan 7, 2007, 11:25 am	#6 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	Would you be able to discover why Kamehameha34 asked, "How far away from Isherwood do I live?", also, whether I should be worried or flattered? The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Jan 7, 2007, 11:45 am	#8 (permalink) (top)
Gods_Mercenary Altruism Assassin Location: Massachusetts Posts: 5,357	Or he could just want to kill you, at least he wont be following you around, it'll be nice and quick. “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” -Albert Einstein

Jan 7, 2007, 12:14 pm	#9 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,163	Gee, thanks for that thought. Just my luck, after surviving Vietnam and the streets of Imperial Beach, I'm at risk of being taken out via the internet. Ironic, yet somehow appropriate. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Jan 6, 2007, 12:28 am	#2 (permalink) (top)
Kamehameha34 The dingos! Posts: 4,548	How far away from Isherwood do I live?

Jan 6, 2007, 01:19 am	#3 (permalink) (top)
The Bacon Guy Away Location: Scotland, Central Lowlands Posts: 3,317	2279 miles as the crow flies.

Jan 7, 2007, 12:51 pm	#12 (permalink) (top)
StrongHeartsWin Open the cages! Posts: 1,816	Well done on the Rush case. However, I have one more about him I would like you to investigate. Why isn`t there an active ongoing thread on Volconvo debunking the nonsense he spews forth all the time? "FREE ME", song video by Goldfinger "Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet." --Albert Einstein

Jan 7, 2007, 02:28 pm	#15 (permalink) (top)
Gods_Mercenary Altruism Assassin Location: Massachusetts Posts: 5,357	Rush is basically a comedy act, as far as im concerned, he isn't supposed to be debunked, of cource, some people take him seriously:( “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” -Albert Einstein

Jan 7, 2007, 03:25 pm	#18 (permalink) (top)
Gods_Mercenary Altruism Assassin Location: Massachusetts Posts: 5,357	That goes without saying, “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” -Albert Einstein

Jan 7, 2007, 03:55 pm	#19 (permalink) (top)
Epistemologist God is good Location: Down by the river, stealing your water Posts: 1,518	Can you do an investigation to find out Ann Coulter's real gender? That son of a biscuit. :) But what's to stop the manic tide, The suicide of our own pride? The Complex

Jan 7, 2007, 04:21 pm	#20 (permalink) (top)
Gods_Mercenary Altruism Assassin Location: Massachusetts Posts: 5,357	That requires me to get far too close to ann coulter than I'm willing to go, maybe the investigators are O.K., with it though:eek: “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” -Albert Einstein