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pahl · Jan 1, 2007, 08:10 pm

Feel free to take things completely out of context.

Try not to post things you think is "funny because its/he's so idiotic" or just post something because you disagree.

I thought this was kinda funny:

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Quote by: Paleface2500
It is not my fault god is omnipotent.

Compugasm · Apr 14, 2007, 08:11 am

Let the fun begin.

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Quote by: castille

I remember in high school when I did drama, and we had to do a kissing scene. It went a little overboard and I got a stiffy.

5010 · Apr 19, 2007, 04:28 pm

I gotta hand it to p1drobert for his ingenuity on use of the Gay Bomb

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Quote by: p1drobert

Imagine if I were to set this thing off in Sweden, while wearing suitable protection. Why I'd be the only straight guy in a country surrounded by hot Swedish women.

The Bacon Guy · Apr 23, 2007, 07:47 pm

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Quote by: Osborn F. Enready

SHW, if you think that smoking effects my hard-on, come on over and I will slap you with it a bit while I take a drag of my cigarette.

What an image.

Compugasm · Apr 24, 2007, 12:02 am

Can you slap someone with a cigarette?

jose · Apr 26, 2007, 02:06 pm

yes but you might burn your hand

jose · Apr 26, 2007, 06:04 pm

Quote by: xyzer
Jose, if you believe this crap you got problems?

Cheney is not a partner in Haliburton.
Neither Bush no Cheney are in cahoots with the oil industry that you can prove. They are not in the oil business. Cheney is not a partner in Haliburton.

gw120 · Apr 26, 2007, 06:45 pm

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Can you slap someone with a cigarette?

He wasn't going to slap him with his cigarette I don't think...

phoenix_fire · Apr 27, 2007, 12:14 am

Erm...that's the point. *sigh*

How's that war workin' out fer ya?

**Jack** · Apr 27, 2007, 02:51 am

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**Jason** · May 1, 2007, 01:27 pm

In response to a complaint that the moderating team isn't 100% cohesive:

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Quote by: bishop

we aren't connected to each other's minds like the borg.

CoffeeSaint · May 1, 2007, 04:11 pm

Here's one from Isherwood on how to mess with art snobs.

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I'll tell you what's fun. Stand in front of a totally abstract painting and begin to describe to your partner what you see. Make it a long and florid tale, with lots of gory details. Stretch the story out for as long as you can keep a straight face.
For instance, the blue painting LC used as an example. It reminds me of my days in VietNam. There...I see a burning hut and the dead family laying in the tall grass behind it. And there's a bridge like the one we blew up to destroy the resupply convoy. And look, you can see where the artist included B-52s dropping their payload on an unsuspecting village celebrating the harvest by a river. Etc, etc, etc.

5010 · May 4, 2007, 12:14 pm

Great idea from Milton Bradley on solving the world's energy problems:

From New Energy !!! With water !!!

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How about burning something we don't need in vast quantities, like garbage, or politicians.

ZNFYRH · May 4, 2007, 05:33 pm

That one made me laugh out loud!!

5010 · May 4, 2007, 07:32 pm

From Is Looking at Pornography Cheating?:

Quote by: Hmm
Wait a second. Are you calling masturbation "nasty?"

Answer by RickSp:
Only if you do it right.

**Jack** · May 10, 2007, 02:55 am

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Quote by: shawmutt

Mac killed my inner child.

For some reason, I can hear Jerry Seinfeld saying this. Maybe it's just the mood I'm in, but I couldn't stop chuckling about this great line. Now I'm hearing Lewis Black saying it.

Osborn F Enready · May 11, 2007, 06:03 pm

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Phoenix Fire said:
It would be nice if our political system were opened up to such diversity as our entertainment options. The way it is these days, it's like getting the televangelist channel, that weird Mexican channel, and PBS with a very poor signal that fades out for four or more years at a time.

ROFLMAO

fushigi · May 11, 2007, 06:05 pm

Oh too good. Awesome.

Heather · May 12, 2007, 03:08 pm

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Quote by: Isherwood

...Bend over, grab your ankles, put your head between your knees and kiss your ass...

Ish, what you do in your free time is your business...

Milton Bradley · May 12, 2007, 03:48 pm

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Why should one assume that early man spoke only in grunts and hand motions? Early man was not necessarily stupid. One should not judge all of human history by the standards of rural Texas, for example.

I don't about you, but that certainly generated a visualization of a certain Texan that lives near Crawford Texas for me.

Thanks Rick.

Apr 24, 2007, 12:02 am	#5 (permalink) (top)
Compugasm Son of X51 Location: San Diego Posts: 3,889	Can you slap someone with a cigarette? Death to Videodrome! Long live The New flesh!

Apr 27, 2007, 12:14 am	#9 (permalink) (top)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	Erm...that's the point. sigh How's that war workin' out fer ya? Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

May 4, 2007, 07:32 pm	#15 (permalink) (top)
5010 mostly harmless Location: USA Posts: 1,284	From Is Looking at Pornography Cheating?: Quote by: Hmm Wait a second. Are you calling masturbation "nasty?" Answer by RickSp: Only if you do it right. - solo (my site)

May 11, 2007, 06:05 pm	#18 (permalink) (top)
fushigi Hot Lava Location: Beijing Posts: 2,414	Oh too good. Awesome. "What truth endures beneath the flaming stream?" -- A Volcano, Bartolome de Las Casas, Inferno de Marsaya, 1536

Apr 26, 2007, 02:06 pm	#6 (permalink) (top)
jose Volcanic Erupter Location: España Posts: 2,625	yes but you might burn your hand

Apr 26, 2007, 06:04 pm	#7 (permalink) (top)
jose Volcanic Erupter Location: España Posts: 2,625	Quote by: xyzer Jose, if you believe this crap you got problems? Cheney is not a partner in Haliburton. Neither Bush no Cheney are in cahoots with the oil industry that you can prove. They are not in the oil business. Cheney is not a partner in Haliburton.

May 4, 2007, 05:33 pm	#14 (permalink) (top)
ZNFYRH Volcanic Erupter Posts: 4,375	That one made me laugh out loud!!