Volconvo's Funniest Statements

[Milton Bradley]

Quote by: Osborn F Enready I hate having to wait to know. Fox should do the honorable thing and STEP UP, stating what the facts are.... even though I know that would be a monumental task for Fox, dealing with facts and all.

True, yet somehow manages to reamain funny despite of the obvious implications.

[ZNFYRH]

Quote by: Isherwood Just wait. Jason's next method for increasing revenue from this venture will be to start charging rent for those of us who stay logged in too long at a stretch.

HA HA!!

Money makin'... money money makin'

Super disco... disco breakin'

[fushigi]

Another one from Rick. I swear this guy should be writing for The Daily Show or Letterman.

Quote by: RickSp I do find it more than a little bizarre that as marriage rates in the US have been steadily declining, the traditionalists are claiming that gay marriage is a threat to the institution. It is a bit like the captain of the Titanic worrying that the dancers in the Main Salon will weaken the moral fiber of the crew while paying no attention to the iceberg on the horizon.

[Heather]

Quote by: Scribbler1 If people are THAT stupid and will buy a product that shoots them in the face, I think you SHOULD make it. Make a LOT of them, and don't SELL them, GIVE them away.

I almost peed myself when I read this one.

[Milton Bradley]

Quote by: Mr. Vicchio Anecdotes? Real scientist questioning your version of what's going with the climate is Anecdotes? Hey that's right, you have "consensus" you don't need to hear dissent.

Perhaps you have to know his debating tactics to fully appreciate this, but I know I found this quite funny.


( Mandate of the People, anybody? )