You, yes YOU, are a bad person!

[Lullaby Chainer]

Quote by: kubedawg I prank called someone when I was 14, making sexual noises and such, thinking it was a hot chick, but little did I know, she was in her 60's and had caller id, something I had never heard of before then. Grounded to my room for a month, the best month. The mid month in the summer.......... All I could do is read books. No radio, no playing with friends outside... I once stole a couple cookies from the cafeteria once in 7th grade, and gave them to my friend who we liked to call 'Pizza' and he took the blame for it... When I play counter strike, me and my buddies have a group/clan/community, and have about 20-30 members currently, and when we are adding new members, I come into the server before they know they're about to become a Milds clan member, and I start getting seriously pissed off and yelling at the person for them to change their nickname/handle, otherwise I am going to permanently ban them. I continue to yell, be an asshole, then I'm like, "Put the tag on right NOW or I BAN!!!" Confusion settles even further in their mind, after almost pissing their pants in sheer disbelief that their nickname would offend me, of all people, then I welcome them into the clan. I know I'm bad... XD

haha, I suck so bad at counter strike.. I resorted to a aim bot. I still suck so bad cause the stupid aim bot wouldn't let me turn where I wanted. It just pointed me constantly at players on other sides of the wall. They didn't even have to ban me.. I couldn't get one kill, they said, "Wow.. even with hacks you suck ass."

very embarrassing :[

I told em I was on my "brothers" comp and I didn't know how to turn them off..

[kubedawg]

lawl hacks are for losers.

[Sappho]

Quote by: Compugasm But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

On the school hols, many moons ago, me and my friends bought some mice from the pet shop. We got 10 of the little buggers and released them in a kids show. Heheheheheh................ phunny

The parents were more freaked than the kids, who were squealing and running about the place. The movie got stopped, the cinema closed. Patrons were venting to management and I imagine that they had to bring in the exterminators.

[Captain Chaos]

Quote by: kubedawg I prank called someone when I was 14, making sexual noises and such, thinking it was a hot chick, but little did I know, she was in her 60's and had caller id, something I had never heard of before then. Grounded to my room for a month, the best month. The mid month in the summer.......... All I could do is read books. No radio, no playing with friends outside... I once stole a couple cookies from the cafeteria once in 7th grade, and gave them to my friend who we liked to call 'Pizza' and he took the blame for it... When I play counter strike, me and my buddies have a group/clan/community, and have about 20-30 members currently, and when we are adding new members, I come into the server before they know they're about to become a Milds clan member, and I start getting seriously pissed off and yelling at the person for them to change their nickname/handle, otherwise I am going to permanently ban them. I continue to yell, be an asshole, then I'm like, "Put the tag on right NOW or I BAN!!!" Confusion settles even further in their mind, after almost pissing their pants in sheer disbelief that their nickname would offend me, of all people, then I welcome them into the clan. I know I'm bad... XD

Xorbiggus Zydikkus, sky gnome of totally gay behavior, says you are to do penance by visiting a gay leather bar wearing only a 12-year-old girl sized bikini. You are to pretend like everything is normal, no matter what the patrons of the bar say. You are also to do anything they ask of you!

I do not actually see any connection between your crimes, and Zydikkus' proscribed penance. I think maybe he just wants to see you in a bikini. I would ignore him, if I were you.

[Captain Chaos]

Quote by: Sappho On the school hols, many moons ago, me and my friends bought some mice from the pet shop. We got 10 of the little buggers and released them in a kids show. Heheheheheh................ phunny The parents were more freaked than the kids, who were squealing and running about the place. The movie got stopped, the cinema closed. Patrons were venting to management and I imagine that they had to bring in the exterminators.

Xanustretchoutcorpusmaximus, sky gnome of rumored Richard Gere-like behavior, commands that you, um, get a mouse and do with it what Richard Gere would be rumored to do with it. 'Course, this is surely a bogus rumor.

For my own opinion...

Dude, that's awesome!

[Blueangel347]

I confess..... In 8th grade I put a Twinkie on Mr. Tates seat. He sat on it. He then asked the class to confess who did it. I waited < Had no intention of confessing> and when he threaten the entire class with staying after school, several boys stood up < my hero's.> In disgust the teacher just told them to sit down. End of story.

[Captain Chaos]

Quote by: Blueangel347 I confess..... In 8th grade I put a Twinkie on Mr. Tates seat. He sat on it. He then asked the class to confess who did it. I waited < Had no intention of confessing> and when he threaten the entire class with staying after school, several boys stood up < my hero's.> In disgust the teacher just told them to sit down. End of story.

Ilchuck, the sky gnome of righteous vengence, wants to know if Mr. Tates was a weanie, and deserved to be twinkied?

[Lullaby Chainer]

Quote by: kubedawg lawl hacks are for losers.

Hey, I sucked ass.. I needed to suck ass in style.

[kubedawg]

Practice makes better.

[ByaKya]

Quote by: Zhavric In summer camp, I got the crap beaten out of me by a kid who we'll call "Jason". Jason was a prick. In addition to beating the crap out of me he embaressed me in front of a girl I had a crush on... who I met later on in college... and who still wouldn't talk to me. So I feel justified in having done the following: Jason, being a prick, had convinced the camp he had a "sleep disorder". Insomnia is what he claimed. He would eat lots of sweets that his parents gave him and be on a sugar high until 1 or 2 in the morning and then take naps during the day after the councelors woke him up early. When Jason did sleep, it was alone in his hogan (cross between a tent and a cabin) and he slept the sleep of the dead. I had my backpack with me at camp. After the beating & the embaressing, I found that I had a tube of super glue with me that I forgot to take out (I had been building a model at school). I got two kids who also hated Jason to cover for me. I snuck away into his Hogan while he was asleep with the super glue in my pocket (making it nice and warm). I find Jason snoring away flat on his back. So what did I do? What makes me an aweful person? I superglued both his eyes shut. No. Really. Both eyes. It dried before he woke up. I can still remember the throaty scream he gave out when he couldn't get his eyes open. He ended up going to the hospital to have them unglued. He never came back to camp. They questioned me, but without the superglue container they had no proof.

::bows down:: We .are..not...worthyyyyy !!!

[worley08]

i am not a bad person. You, sir, are an asshole.

[Captain Chaos]

Quote by: worley08 i am not a bad person. You, sir, are an asshole.

um...

This seems like an awfully serious and angry response for what is obviously a humorous thread.

[Osborn F Enready]

We are all partially bad, and partially good. Which part do you let define you.

[Gods_Mercenary]

I;m a completely bad person. ( I like to say this because people always attack my cynicism with something like, well you're evil then, too, and I'm like, I know!

[Deus_ultima]

When I was a child, I set up a blind person on tobbogan aiming towards a telephone pole. At the last minute I screamed "Watch Out!!"
:(

I am so going to hell..

[Compugasm]

Quote by: Deus_ultima I am so going to hell..

Only if it was a steel telelphone pole. Wooden ones are fair game to send blind people into.

[Captain Chaos]

Quote by: Deus_ultima When I was a child, I set up a blind person on tobbogan aiming towards a telephone pole. At the last minute I screamed "Watch Out!!" :( I am so going to hell..

Smellikus Coochievucoznokus, sky dwarf of disturbing acts committed with bodily gaseous emissions, has instructed me to inform you that may obtain forgiveness for your act by subjecting yourself to 20 dutch ovens from blind people who have eaten vast quantities of black beans.

Speaking for myself...

Dude, that was so mean! I mean, it is kind of funny in a frying-ants-with-a-magnifying-glass way, but still very mean. I did laugh, though.

[Marconius]

When I was much younger my friend matt was playing a gaming system I owned called Virtual Boy. This system was nintendo's attempt at virtual reality and the system consisted of a big clunky headset that you put right up to your face, it also had blinders that went around it so there was no way to see anything from around it while you were playing. He was playing a game called Red Alarm which was a basic shooting game where you piloted a space ship around. I told him to be careful because the game was very realistic and dangerous. A little later I proceeded to punch him in the balls, he went white and the system fell off his face.

After his anger subsided and my laughter did he said he felt a horrible pain in his crotch right as he was shot in the game...

[Captain Chaos]

Quote by: Marconius When I was much younger my friend matt was playing a gaming system I owned called Virtual Boy. This system was nintendo's attempt at virtual reality and the system consisted of a big clunky headset that you put right up to your face, it also had blinders that went around it so there was no way to see anything from around it while you were playing. He was playing a game called Red Alarm which was a basic shooting game where you piloted a space ship around. I told him to be careful because the game was very realistic and dangerous. A little later I proceeded to punch him in the balls, he went white and the system fell off his face. After his anger subsided and my laughter did he said he felt a horrible pain in his crotch right as he was shot in the game...

You punched a guy in the 'nads just for laughs?

[Marconius]

Yeah I was pretty mean, we are still friends though.