You, yes YOU, are a bad person!

[Captain Chaos]

Quote by: bishop hung out with some buddies on a certain new year's eve... went to nyc, smoked blunts in public. came home, dropped everyone off except one of my closest friends.. then, we took a dozen eggs a piece and proceeded to drive around, smoking more, pelting the same car (a guy he knew who messed around with his girlfriend) over and over again. the icing on the cake was that when we finished the last egg and were ready to call it a night, the guy comes speeding up to our car (his friend was driving him home from work) and starts telling my buddy that someone destroyed his car. my buddy's all like "yo man, that's fucked up! i can't believe someone did that!"... we ended up driving back to the guy's house, into his driveway and got to admire our work up close and personal.. anyone here know what it looks like when the egg on a car freezes? ain't pretty... luck was on our side that we got away with it.. we were hysterical when we left the guy's driveway and ended off the night.

Shameful behavior!

Gorzonkudahgnolonopololololocooooooodu, sky gnome of pointlessly long names, says you are to cook eggs for breakfast as penance.

[Captain Chaos]

Quote by: Zhavric I didn't beat him. I sent him to the emergency room and could have permanently blinded him. He did not send me to the emergency room nor did he permanently blind me. Do not mistake revenge for justice.

The end result probably taught him a hell of a lesson.

I agree that blinding him would have been a bit much. But, there is still great value in standing up to bullies.

[Compugasm]

Quote by: Gods_Mercenary Although, they could have the same weaponry, so don't use em, well that depends on what they did.

They do have that info on me. I've been the victim of identity theft three times now. I went out of my way to get the same information on them, and let them know about it. Call it mutually assured destruction. I don't want to go into details, but you can file police reports, yada yada yada. I promise you nothing will be done. From experience, "extremely paranoid" prevention measures, and vigilantism, is the only way to stop the identity theives.

[Gods_Mercenary]

3 times! I'd get one of those fancy security thingies for my comp., although if they were your friend, you probably weren't watching them.

[bishop]

pelted a guy in the nuts with a grapefruit once upon a time...

[Captain Chaos]

Quote by: bishop pelted a guy in the nuts with a grapefruit once upon a time...

Volnogkuzadzkilok, sky gnome of disturbing sexual acts with fruit, says you are to have sex with 3 grape fruit in penance.

If you have great guilt to overcome, then you are to eat these grapefruit after you have 'seeded' them!

[Gods_Mercenary]

Can't even comment on that.

[bishop]

i felt bad - too bad that was after the fact.

[Compugasm]

Quote by: Gods_Mercenary 3 times!

Yeah, I know. But my computer never had anything to do with the theft. Twice were from people who were considered trusted. A former roommate, and an ex-girlfriend. In those cases, they dug through a file cabinet of electric bills and such, looking for anything with account numbers on it. The third time was someone breaking into the cheap mailboxes for the apartment complex.

I now immediately destroy all mail, even junk mail, and leave nothing connecting my name to any account number. To me, this does seem paranoid, because it involves concious thought that "someone is out to get me". However, the effort is warranted because I'm not doing it out of irrational fear.

[Gods_Mercenary]

Guilt sucks!

[Captain Chaos]

Quote by: Compugasm Yeah, I know. But twice were from people who were considered trusted. A former roommate, and an ex-girlfriend. In those cases, the computer wasn't broken into. They dug through a file cabinet of electric bills and such, looking for anything with account numbers on it. I now immediately destroy all mail, even junk mail, and leave nothing connecting name to any account number. To me, this does seem paranoid, because it involves effort and concious thought that "someone is out to get me". However, at least I'm not doing it out of irrational fear.

Zilzu, the sky gnome of pitiless paranoia, is, indeed, out to get you. So, your actions are wise.

[Lullaby Chainer]

I used to pick pockets. I got to 400+ bucks and dozens of wallets before I realized maybe it was a bad thing.

I regret what I did, but I won't admit that I didn't enjoy it. It truly is a trade.. and it gets your adrenaline pumping like no amusement park ride can.

I've also stolen software, music, movies, and porn off the internets. But who hasn't done that? :) I'm sure the gnomes are guilty.

I've also viewed kiddie pron. : / As a one time thing.. and I strictly disapprove of it.

I do drugs.. and I shoplift Robotussin. :]

[Cadre]

I once drove around with a bunch of buddies, and we destroyed (hurdled rocks and shattered) the big Golden Arches outside every McDonald's in town.

[Compugasm]

Robotussin and McDonalds signs? Wow, the revolution has begun. Jesus, if you're gonna get caught for something, at least make it worth the trouble.

[Gods_Mercenary]

Yah, I think God will just laugh at that one.

[Captain Chaos]

Quote by: Lullaby Chainer I used to pick pockets. I got to 400+ bucks and dozens of wallets before I realized maybe it was a bad thing. I regret what I did, but I won't admit that I didn't enjoy it. It truly is a trade.. and it gets your adrenaline pumping like no amusement park ride can. I've also stolen software, music, movies, and porn off the internets. But who hasn't done that? :) I'm sure the gnomes are guilty. I've also viewed kiddie pron. : / As a one time thing.. and I strictly disapprove of it. I do drugs.. and I shoplift Robotussin. :]

Oooohhh.... you are a bad man!

Viktorgnupulatsku, sky gnome of reformed thieves, wants you to reverse pick pocket 20 people. This means you are to secretly put money into their pockets!

[Lullaby Chainer]

Quote by: Captain Chaos Oooohhh.... you are a bad man! Viktorgnupulatsku, sky gnome of reformed thieves, wants you to reverse pick pocket 20 people. This means you are to secretly put money into their pockets!

Aha.. :eek: I'd hate to get caught doing that.

[Captain Chaos]

Quote by: Cadre I once drove around with a bunch of buddies, and we destroyed (hurdled rocks and shattered) the big Golden Arches outside every McDonald's in town.

McDuckulpuckmuckchuck, Sky gnome of gastroenteritis, commands you to throw stones at your own house. After that, you are to eat at McDonalds continuously until you become literally sick of it.

[Gods_Mercenary]

Shouldn't take long.

[kubedawg]

I prank called someone when I was 14, making sexual noises and such, thinking it was a hot chick, but little did I know, she was in her 60's and had caller id, something I had never heard of before then. Grounded to my room for a month, the best month. The mid month in the summer.......... All I could do is read books. No radio, no playing with friends outside...

I once stole a couple cookies from the cafeteria once in 7th grade, and gave them to my friend who we liked to call 'Pizza' and he took the blame for it...

When I play counter strike, me and my buddies have a group/clan/community, and have about 20-30 members currently, and when we are adding new members, I come into the server before they know they're about to become a Milds clan member, and I start getting seriously pissed off and yelling at the person for them to change their nickname/handle, otherwise I am going to permanently ban them. I continue to yell, be an asshole, then I'm like, "Put the tag on right NOW or I BAN!!!"

Confusion settles even further in their mind, after almost pissing their pants in sheer disbelief that their nickname would offend me, of all people, then I welcome them into the clan.

I know I'm bad... XD