Why Men And Women Cannot Be Friends

[goldfrapp]

If you disagree, I would certainly like to know why. Why can't men and women be friends? The simplest explanation is that men and women have nothing in common. I'm a man and I don't have anything in common with any female I know. Women are more like freeloaders or parasites- vampires- always with their head in one pig trough or another- be it the government handouts or some sucker's wallet and house. The definition for 'male friend' to a woman is the guy (or guys) who helps her move her furniture every six months when she breaks up with her boyfriend. I do NOT understand guys who think that if they're super nice to a woman that eventually they're going to get down her pants. These guys are losers and they need to get a grip. But seriously, what am I going to talk about with a woman 'friend?' About how to profile welathy men in order to marry them and then dump them in a couple of years in order to extort their house and finances? How to be a bitch? Here's a big one... A friend is someone you can trust. Women never reveal their true intentions and are by nature, manipulative- just another reason a woman is a foe to friendship- really with even other women. Women and men can agree one thing and that's never trust a woman.

[Nono]

It's true that sexuality can never be totally pushed into the background. So what? Neither can class, nationality, race, whatever. This doesn't mean that people can't be friends.

Most of my closest friends are women. That's no shit. So I suggest you revisit that dogma of yours.

[goldfrapp]

<Most of my closest friends are women.>

That's what you think. All the while they're just laughing at you behind your back as they use you for whatever they need from you at the moment. I have friends who make far more money than me and I have friends of other races (male friends of course) and that's much easier than trying to be 'friends' with a woman. If your closest friends are women, you're probably gay and don't know it.

[jose]

Quote by: goldfrapp <Most of my closest friends are women.> That's what you think. All the while they're just laughing at you behind your back as they use you for whatever they need from you at the moment. I have friends who make far more money than me and I have friends of other races (male friends of course) and that's much easier than trying to be 'friends' with a woman. If your closest friends are women, you're probably gay and don't know it.

back at ya . If your closest friends are men, you're probably gay and don't know it.

[Nono]

Quote by: frapp They use you for whatever they need from you at the moment.

Jeez, thanks for drawing my attention to this alarming fact.

If your closest friends are women, you're probably gay and don't know it.

Also grateful to you for setting me, uh, straight on that point.

Guess I'll have to revamp my social life.

[goldfrapp]

<back at ya . If your closest friends are men, you're probably gay and don't know it.>

You've got some muddled thought processing going on there, Chet. Lay off the weed. Everyone knows gay men get along FABULOUSLY with women because they essentially ARE women.

[goldfrapp]

Quote by: Nono Jeez, thanks for drawing my attention to this alarming fact. Also grateful to you for setting me, uh, straight on that point. Guess I'll have to revamp my social life.

Anytime. I'm always here to help.

[bishop]

Quote by: frapp Women are more like freeloaders or parasites- vampires- always with their head in one pig trough or another- be it the government handouts or some sucker's wallet and house.

you sound like some dumb shit who was screwed over by a woman, and now judge all other women by whatever happened to you.. with this winning personality of yours, you might have even deserved whatever happened to warp you so badly.

i guess your mother wronged you as well, since all women are nefarious, manipulative cunts, right buddy?

[goldfrapp]

Quote by: bishop you sound like some dumb shit who was screwed over by a woman, and now judge all other women by whatever happened to you.. with this winning personality of yours, you might have even deserved whatever happened to warp you so badly. i guess your mother wronged you as well, since all women are nefarious, manipulative cunts, right buddy?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't calling people names, particularly profane names against the rules of this message board? That would be two in one. Looks like you're the one lacking in intelligence. FYI, I can get any woman I want any time I want, Einstein. I've had far more experience with women than you have and that's obviously why you're so clueless about them. And your politically correct indignation thing is so transparent and 'trendy,' it's nauseating. Try thinking of something original to say next time, Corky. You're the sucker type that is easily manipulated by women. You've got a looooooooong ways to go, buddy, and a lot to learn. Good luck, you'll need it.

[Jack]

You are just one of several misogynistic, judgemental, foolish young men to have posted such nonsense on Volconvo.

You insult every woman alive, yet act offended when insulted in return. It's sad, since your opinion marks you as having some serious mental issues that will make it difficult for you to get along in peace with women, be they girlfriends (though the remark about having all male friends was on the mark), friends, co-workers or bosses.

I only hope as you grow up your horizons are broadened, and you realize that good freinds and enemies come in all colors, all sexes.

(You should have some interesting contributions for the Masturbation thread.)

[jose]

almost

Quote by: goldfrapp . FYI, I can get any man I want any time I want, Einstein. I've had far more experience with men than you have and that's obviously why you're so clueless about them.

wow go stud!!

[bishop]

hehe.. :)

[RickSp]

You sound awfully family. You remind me of a woman hater who wandered through here a while back - a pathetic misogynist who confused his own inability to related to half the world's population as rational argument. And then when no one sympathized the gent started calling everyone names. Same guy or just a clone?

[goldfrapp]

Quote by: Isherwood You are just one of several misogynistic, judgemental, foolish young men to have posted such nonsense on Volconvo. You insult every woman alive, yet act offended when insulted in return. It's sad, since your opinion marks you as having some serious mental issues that will make it difficult for you to get along in peace with women, be they girlfriends (though the remark about having all male friends was on the mark), friends, co-workers or bosses. I only hope as you grow up your horizons are broadened, and you realize that good freinds and enemies come in all colors, all sexes. (You should have some interesting contributions for the Masturbation thread.)

All 'misogynistic' means is 'hatred of women.' Look it up. The word doesn't have any more meaning simply because it sounds so pompous. Talk about masturbation- that's mental masturbation.

As always, you're just playing the trendy 'cool guy' that's hey, just so politically correct... "Duh, hey man, you can't say that all blah, blah, blah is blah, blah, blah." It's because of people like you that world is so screwed up. People like you don't even know who you are anymore. You can't make a stand on anything and you're a pathetic conformist just like all the rest of the sheep on this thread- and a dullard. I'll bet a hundred dollars that you're only contribution to this world is excrement.

[Jack]

All 'misogynistic' means is 'hatred of women.' Look it up.

Of course that's what it means, and it describes your ranting. I didn't have to look it up, though. I learned that word, and a whole lot more, in college about 30 years ago.
You can't debate, you lack intelligent responses and you have nothing interesting to say. I'd suggest you find another playground for your little games.

And then when no one sympathized the gent started calling everyone names. Same guy or just a clone?

I didn't know how prophetic you could be, RickSp. Clone at best. Shoddy imitation at least.

[leftcider]

Perhaps he was defeated by a female interbot debater and hasn't recovered since?

[goldfrapp]

Quote by: Isherwood Of course that's what it means, and it describes your ranting. I didn't have to look it up, though. I learned that word, and a whole lot more, in college about 30 years ago. You can't debate, you lack intelligent responses and you have nothing interesting to say. I'd suggest you find another playground for your little games. I didn't know how prophetic you could be, RickSp. Clone at best. Shoddy imitation at least.

You just don't get it, and I'm not surprized at all. It's a prancy word that you're hiding behind. Why don't you just come out and say 'guy who hates women?' Instead of using that word to just simply try to 'sound' intelligent. That's just a lot of posturing and no substance. In this day and age, I am someone who IS radical and original and far more interesting than any of you- going against the grain of all of you PC whimps. Sure, the truth is bad, but what is even worse is trying to convince yourself there isn't a fundamental problem with our society. Now you have two problems.You attack me because you have to deny the truth- shooting the messenger as it were. It's like attacking me because I told you millions of people die of AIDS every year. It's stupid. I didn't make the world, I just live here. The first step to correcting any problem is to realize there is a problem. The divorce court industry is the 800 pound gorilla that you refuse to see. You still want to believe that a marriage can work and all that clap trap. It doesn't- it's broken down and so is our society. You want hard facts? How about 1 in 4 four women has herpes? YEA, that's what 'feminism' got women- herpes. How about a 65% divorce rate, and women file 75% of them with the 'no-fault' divorce clause. It's any ironic term, because by 'no fault' of your own, it's typical today for married men to come home from work and find their house cleaned out with no warning at all and by 'no fault' of their own, or be served a 'protective' order blocking them from entering their own house simply because their wife 'fell out of love- they've lost everything, including their children- for nothing, and are coached by their attorneys to make false accusations.You better wake up and smell the coffee. Oh, but yea, it's just me. I'm the only one who can see what's going on. I wish.

[goldfrapp]

Quote by: RickSp You sound awfully family.

No, I'm not a member of your family.

[Jack]

Why don't you just come out and say 'guy who hates women?'

Because I know, and many other educated people do too, a word that sums up those three words into a single one. Why didn't you just say in your opening post, "I hate women and I think you all should, too"? Welcome to America, where we're free to say what we want in the words we choose. You took advantage of that freedom, so did I. While we challenge the wisdom of your post, the most you can say against me is that I used a word that would force the uneducated to look it up? Consider me chastised, rebuked..."put down" for those of you not yet past high school.

I am someone who IS radical and original and far more interesting than any of you

A legend in your own mind, eh? No, you're not.

Sure, the truth is bad

You've spoken no truth, but your opinion is pathetic.

The divorce court industry is the 800 pound gorilla that you refuse to see.

So bashing women is your solution to the problem? Good luck with that.

[RickSp]

Quote by: goldfrapp No, I'm not a member of your family.

A typo obviously.

Your ranting about the word misogynist is amusing for a few seconds. Of course, your overall rant is funnier. The underlying cause, on the other hand, that you seem inable to cope with one half of the human race, is just sad.