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PatrickHenry · May 5, 2006, 09:18 pm

If allowed to, I am gonna use this thread for plagiarized material from off the web. Primarily stuff that makes me laff.
Looky here:

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Transportation Security Administration Slogans

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

We put the "k" in "kwality."

If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

We waste time, so you don't have to.

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

When the going gets tough, the tough take a smoke break.

INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

Succeed in spite of management.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day.

Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.

Mia · May 5, 2006, 09:52 pm

You are not allowed.

**Jack** · May 5, 2006, 09:55 pm

As a writer, I really can't condone plagiarism. What's so hard about proper attribution?

PatrickHenry · May 5, 2006, 10:07 pm

Oh, alright... http://tsasjc.blogspot.com/

**Jack** · May 5, 2006, 10:09 pm

Wow, you give in to minimal peer pressure, don't you? I'm gonna remember that!

Mia · May 5, 2006, 10:34 pm

lol...

PatrickHenry · May 5, 2006, 10:37 pm

lol :eek:

Milton Bradley · May 6, 2006, 07:30 am

LOL indeed!

Damn Patrick, you rolled over like a puppy that wants his tummy scratched.

jose · May 6, 2006, 09:05 am

What do you say about an airline screening system that tends to mistake government employees and U.S. servicemen for foreign terrorists?

Newly released government documents show that even having a high-level security clearance won't keep you off the Transportation Security
http://www.wired.com/news/technology...?tw=wn_index_1

Milton Bradley · May 6, 2006, 09:35 am

I wish there was more focus on the airlines because I think they were complicit in enabling the terror attacks on 9/11.

That $5 BILLION "bailout" was just the payoff for their cooperation.

May 5, 2006, 09:52 pm	#2 (permalink) (top)
Mia Retired Posts: 7,312	You are not allowed. "...with like-minded people one cannot discuss. With like-minded people one can only participate in a church service, and you know how I feel about church services." Ayaan Hirsi Ali

May 5, 2006, 09:55 pm	#3 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,790	As a writer, I really can't condone plagiarism. What's so hard about proper attribution? The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

May 5, 2006, 10:07 pm	#4 (permalink) (top)
PatrickHenry 9/11: Inside Job Location: Hawai'i, Big Island Posts: 10,446	Oh, alright... http://tsasjc.blogspot.com/ "Arms in the hands of the citizens may be used at individual discretion for the defense of the country, the overthrow of tyranny or private self-defense." -- John Adams

May 5, 2006, 10:09 pm	#5 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,790	Wow, you give in to minimal peer pressure, don't you? I'm gonna remember that! The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

May 5, 2006, 10:34 pm	#6 (permalink) (top)
Mia Retired Posts: 7,312	lol... "...with like-minded people one cannot discuss. With like-minded people one can only participate in a church service, and you know how I feel about church services." Ayaan Hirsi Ali

May 5, 2006, 10:37 pm	#7 (permalink) (top)
PatrickHenry 9/11: Inside Job Location: Hawai'i, Big Island Posts: 10,446	lol :eek: "Arms in the hands of the citizens may be used at individual discretion for the defense of the country, the overthrow of tyranny or private self-defense." -- John Adams

May 6, 2006, 07:30 am	#8 (permalink) (top)
Milton Bradley BANNED Location: Ohio Province, Rep. of Comerica Posts: 7,320	LOL indeed! Damn Patrick, you rolled over like a puppy that wants his tummy scratched.

May 6, 2006, 09:05 am	#9 (permalink) (top)
jose Volcanic Erupter Location: España Posts: 2,610	Feds' Watch List Eats Its Own What do you say about an airline screening system that tends to mistake government employees and U.S. servicemen for foreign terrorists? Newly released government documents show that even having a high-level security clearance won't keep you off the Transportation Security http://www.wired.com/news/technology...?tw=wn_index_1

May 6, 2006, 09:35 am	#10 (permalink) (top)
Milton Bradley BANNED Location: Ohio Province, Rep. of Comerica Posts: 7,320	I wish there was more focus on the airlines because I think they were complicit in enabling the terror attacks on 9/11. That $5 BILLION "bailout" was just the payoff for their cooperation.