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bugsbunny04 · Feb 10, 2005, 03:30 am

I dont know guys, they are all the hottest woman of all time when Ive got a fifth in me...

**Pooeypants** · Feb 10, 2005, 03:52 am

Beer goggles?

gr8fuldaniel · Feb 10, 2005, 05:14 am

Some of my favorite blondes

gr8fuldaniel · Feb 10, 2005, 05:47 am

Somebody help me Im hypnotized.

**Pooeypants** · Feb 10, 2005, 09:36 am

We're such weak minded fools in reality *dribbles*

tinybear · Feb 10, 2005, 11:59 am

Who's the woman in that black dress?

Samildanach · Feb 10, 2005, 12:11 pm

Huh, call yourself weak minded if you like.

I've gotten to the point where womens looks don't even impact on me anymore, I know too many of their tricks having had two sisters and a lot of female friends.
Women are all about illusion. I saw a great ad over here can't remember what product it was about but it struck me as so true about girls.
It was basically summed up as "If you can't change it, hide it"
I've gotten to the point where when I meet a girl I start counting the tricks shes using to make herself look better than she naturally does.
Also the reality is that these girls are just airbrushed to death, and they are just normal women when it comes down to it, which generally means a neurotic nag who wants things her own way.
when you look at those pictures you might see a lovely woman, I see a woman who after you had been going out with her for a while will pretty much begin to be just as much a pain in the ass as any other one.

**Pooeypants** · Feb 10, 2005, 12:15 pm

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Who's the woman in that black dress?

Does she make you feel tingly down below?

gr8fuldaniel · Feb 10, 2005, 12:16 pm

Quote:

Quote by: tinybear

Who's the woman in that black dress?

Catherine Zeta Jones

tinybear · Feb 10, 2005, 12:39 pm

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Catherine Zeta Jones

Oh yeah. Couldn't recoginize her without her sword.

gr8fuldaniel · Feb 10, 2005, 01:22 pm

This must be before coffee

Heres a better shot, amazing what a little make-up will hide, eh Samildanach ?

tinybear · Feb 10, 2005, 01:25 pm

Oh no! That cannot be the same woman!

gr8fuldaniel · Feb 10, 2005, 01:27 pm

Yup, Charlize Theron.
1st pic was her in "Monster" (2003, I think)

she won an Oscar for it.

**Chris** · Feb 10, 2005, 01:38 pm

The first pic was actually after makeup had been applied. She was playing it in a movie. She doesn't look like that in real life -sans makeup.

Gorgo · Feb 10, 2005, 01:41 pm

She had to gain a bunch of weight, too.

tinybear · Feb 10, 2005, 01:44 pm

Meet the monster slayer:

**Pooeypants** · Feb 10, 2005, 01:46 pm

Too thin and not much in the chest department. :p

tinybear · Feb 10, 2005, 02:10 pm

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Too thin and not much in the chest department. :p

But all slayers are lean and mean.

G. Adams · Feb 10, 2005, 02:24 pm

Milla isn't thin. She is, as Tiny has said, lean. And any woman who is athletic is gonna be small up top. Personally, a good arse beats good boobs any day. Any woman who over eats can have big tits, but a woman has to look after herself to have a good ass.

bugsbunny04 · Feb 10, 2005, 02:34 pm

Ahh, Milla, that was the one I was trying to think of earlier and it just would come to me...Thanks Tiny. The casting director for The Fifth Element chose her when they were looking for someone to play a character the only paramater for which was she had to be perfect. Anybody think they could have done better? Tell her that.

Feb 10, 2005, 03:30 am	#61 (permalink) (top)
bugsbunny04 Untrained Fodder Location: Alabama Posts: 1,354	I dont know guys, they are all the hottest woman of all time when Ive got a fifth in me... Clean toe caps and a filthy mouth! Low morals and high morale!

Feb 10, 2005, 03:52 am	#62 (permalink) (top)
Pooeypants Neo Moderator Location: England Posts: 5,609	Beer goggles? War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is strength Harness the power of Ingsoc, then you can capture someone killed the year before

Feb 10, 2005, 05:14 am	#63 (permalink) (top)
gr8fuldaniel Fire the Liars Location: California Posts: 7,090	Some of my favorite blondes ~~ Helpful Linx * Huff Post * WRH * RAW STORY ~~

Feb 10, 2005, 05:47 am	#64 (permalink) (top)
gr8fuldaniel Fire the Liars Location: California Posts: 7,090	Somebody help me Im hypnotized. ~~ Helpful Linx * Huff Post * WRH * RAW STORY ~~

Feb 10, 2005, 09:36 am	#65 (permalink) (top)
Pooeypants Neo Moderator Location: England Posts: 5,609	We're such weak minded fools in reality dribbles War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is strength Harness the power of Ingsoc, then you can capture someone killed the year before

Feb 10, 2005, 11:59 am	#66 (permalink) (top)
tinybear Volcanic Erupter Location: Hong Kong (for now) Posts: 7,106	Who's the woman in that black dress?

Feb 10, 2005, 12:11 pm	#67 (permalink) (top)
Samildanach Pragmatist Location: UK London Posts: 1,979	Huh, call yourself weak minded if you like. I've gotten to the point where womens looks don't even impact on me anymore, I know too many of their tricks having had two sisters and a lot of female friends. Women are all about illusion. I saw a great ad over here can't remember what product it was about but it struck me as so true about girls. It was basically summed up as "If you can't change it, hide it" I've gotten to the point where when I meet a girl I start counting the tricks shes using to make herself look better than she naturally does. Also the reality is that these girls are just airbrushed to death, and they are just normal women when it comes down to it, which generally means a neurotic nag who wants things her own way. when you look at those pictures you might see a lovely woman, I see a woman who after you had been going out with her for a while will pretty much begin to be just as much a pain in the ass as any other one. I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but its always worked for me. Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime." (Ernest Hemingway)

Feb 10, 2005, 01:22 pm	#71 (permalink) (top)
gr8fuldaniel Fire the Liars Location: California Posts: 7,090	This must be before coffee Heres a better shot, amazing what a little make-up will hide, eh Samildanach ? ~~ Helpful Linx * Huff Post * WRH * RAW STORY ~~

Feb 10, 2005, 01:25 pm	#72 (permalink) (top)
tinybear Volcanic Erupter Location: Hong Kong (for now) Posts: 7,106	Oh no! That cannot be the same woman!

Feb 10, 2005, 01:27 pm	#73 (permalink) (top)
gr8fuldaniel Fire the Liars Location: California Posts: 7,090	Yup, Charlize Theron. 1st pic was her in "Monster" (2003, I think) she won an Oscar for it. ~~ Helpful Linx * Huff Post * WRH * RAW STORY ~~ Last edited by gr8fuldaniel; Feb 10, 2005 at 01:29 pm.

Feb 10, 2005, 01:38 pm	#74 (permalink) (top)
Chris Gamma-ray burst Location: Nashville Posts: 6,356	The first pic was actually after makeup had been applied. She was playing it in a movie. She doesn't look like that in real life -sans makeup. I'm voting against the theocratic psychopaths Shared

Feb 10, 2005, 01:41 pm	#75 (permalink) (top)
Gorgo BANNED-Warned multiple times about instigating. User then reported topics multiple times to mess with staff. Posts: 4,412	She had to gain a bunch of weight, too.

Feb 10, 2005, 01:44 pm	#76 (permalink) (top)
tinybear Volcanic Erupter Location: Hong Kong (for now) Posts: 7,106	Meet the monster slayer:

Feb 10, 2005, 01:46 pm	#77 (permalink) (top)
Pooeypants Neo Moderator Location: England Posts: 5,609	Too thin and not much in the chest department. :p War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is strength Harness the power of Ingsoc, then you can capture someone killed the year before

Feb 10, 2005, 02:24 pm	#79 (permalink) (top)
G. Adams Fyrdman Location: Middlesbrough UK Posts: 4,161	Milla isn't thin. She is, as Tiny has said, lean. And any woman who is athletic is gonna be small up top. Personally, a good arse beats good boobs any day. Any woman who over eats can have big tits, but a woman has to look after herself to have a good ass. Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill

Feb 10, 2005, 02:34 pm	#80 (permalink) (top)
bugsbunny04 Untrained Fodder Location: Alabama Posts: 1,354	Ahh, Milla, that was the one I was trying to think of earlier and it just would come to me...Thanks Tiny. The casting director for The Fifth Element chose her when they were looking for someone to play a character the only paramater for which was she had to be perfect. Anybody think they could have done better? Tell her that. Clean toe caps and a filthy mouth! Low morals and high morale!