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tinybear · Feb 9, 2005, 01:23 pm

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Yeah but we're always going to picky, especially about woman we that wouldn't have a chance of dating. :p

Anyho, when are you going to present photographic proof that you're a look-a-like?

Are you crazy? Posting my photo on the internet? No way.

tinybear · Feb 9, 2005, 01:37 pm

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Bunch of over-primped nipped and tucked actresses, bah. Right now I am impressed by Dame Ellen MacArthur. 28 years old, 5'3" tall, she just sailed around the world alone in a 75' trimaran in a record 71 days. 27,000 nautical miles at an average of close to 14 knots. One hell of sailor and kinda cute too.

You gotta be kidding, right? :rolleyes:

**Pooeypants** · Feb 9, 2005, 01:44 pm

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Are you crazy? Posting my photo on the internet? No way.

What? We've shown our ugly mugs and it's not as if this forum is filled with spotty young teenagers, mostly grumpy old men (physical and mental form).
Still, you did claim to look like a film star so I suppose you'll have to keep up appearances. *whistles*

G. Adams · Feb 9, 2005, 02:34 pm

Apart from Ellen being a little, well, plain, how can you find someone who sounds like there about to burst into tears attractive? I thought dead ringers were just taking the piss, but she does actually sound like that.

**Chris** · Feb 9, 2005, 02:48 pm

Beyonce is pretty HOT

**Pooeypants** · Feb 9, 2005, 03:10 pm

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Apart from Ellen being a little, well, plain, how can you find someone who sounds like there about to burst into tears attractive? I thought dead ringers were just taking the piss, but she does actually sound like that.

Fantastic program that.

But beauty is in the eye of the beholder, however some people just have weird tastes. :p

RickSp · Feb 9, 2005, 03:25 pm

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Fantastic program that.

But beauty is in the eye of the beholder, however some people just have weird tastes. :p

You old guys can salivate all you want over vacuous blondes who look like tinybear. I am a sailor and I like lady sailors.

Ellen is smart, strong and the best at what she does. I didn't hear the program you referred to but she did just sail singlehanded around the world across some of the more brutal ocean passages getting only a few hours of sleep a day in fifteen minutes stretches. In the interview I heard she sounded just fine. Ellen is no great beauty but she does know how to handle a tiller.

tinybear · Feb 9, 2005, 03:54 pm

How about this girl? She was in "Universal Soldier: The Return" (You have to be muscular to have a part in that movie).

**Pooeypants** · Feb 9, 2005, 03:58 pm

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You old guys can salivate all you want over vacuous blondes who look like tinybear. I am a sailor and I like lady sailors.

Ellen is smart, strong and the best at what she does. I didn't hear the program you referred to but she did just sail singlehanded around the world across some of the more brutal ocean passages getting only a few hours of sleep a day in fifteen minutes stretches. In the interview I heard she sounded just fine. Ellen is no great beauty but she does know how to handle a tiller.

Me and Adam are 20. :p

We're just teasing you though, besides, this is about HOT ladies not those will magnificant navigating skills.

**Pooeypants** · Feb 9, 2005, 03:58 pm

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How about this girl? She was in "Universal Soldier: The Return" (You have to be muscular to have a part in that movie).

Hmm, maybe if there were a paper bag over the face?

RickSp · Feb 9, 2005, 04:25 pm

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Me and Adam are 20. :p

We're just teasing you though, besides, this is about HOT ladies not those will magnificant navigating skills.

20? Barely out of diapers. No wonder you don't know any better.

**Pooeypants** · Feb 9, 2005, 04:29 pm

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20? Barely out of diapers. No wonder you don't know any better.

According to GAdam, he has had many encounters with more mature woman so I think he does know just as well as you. :p

RickSp · Feb 9, 2005, 04:33 pm

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According to GAdam, he has had many encounters with more mature woman so I think he does know just as well as you. :p

Sure. No doubt. Young guys do often tell those sorts of stories.

**Pooeypants** · Feb 9, 2005, 04:46 pm

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Sure. No doubt. Young guys do often tell those sorts of stories.

He works in a bar so I wouldn't doubt him that much. I'm still stunned that he is 20, I've always thought of him as a grumpy old man.

G. Adams · Feb 9, 2005, 04:47 pm

No, I'm a barman with very, erm, easy tastes. 30-45 year old women wandering into the bar are a lot more sure about themselves, coming right up to the bar and making it obvious.

As for Tiny's newest addition, well she does have a good body.

I've currently got a bit of a thing for that lass on the Nike advert with all the speakers.
Athletic+Dancer+Attitude=

G. Adams · Feb 9, 2005, 04:54 pm

I know this is a little out of place, but what a boring performance from England, but I'm a bit pissed off. Downing should have been brought on earlier, I don't even want Beckham on the subs bench nowadays and get rid of Owen!

And so as not to have this post kicked off, Catherine Zeta-Jones. Yes she's welsh and a massive bitch, but come on, just look at her. Perfect physically, lacking personality.

RickSp · Feb 9, 2005, 06:54 pm

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And so as not to have this post kicked off, Catherine Zeta-Jones. Yes she's welsh and a massive bitch, but come on, just look at her. Perfect physically, lacking personality.

That is it exactly. Amazing how uninteresting such a gorgeous woman can be. She might even have a personality but somehow doesn't project it as an actor.

**Pooeypants** · Feb 9, 2005, 07:24 pm

*cough*actress*cough*

RickSp · Feb 9, 2005, 07:50 pm

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*cough*actress*cough*

Yo, Poo on this side of the pond the term actor is often used to refer to thespians of either gender. One of the lesser differences in our usage of the Mother tongue, no doubt.

Yes, you heard it here first, Catherine Zeta Jones is a thespian.

Gorgo · Feb 9, 2005, 08:27 pm

Kiana had her own exercise show for a while. Wow.

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G. Adams Fyrdman Location: Middlesbrough UK Posts: 4,153	Apart from Ellen being a little, well, plain, how can you find someone who sounds like there about to burst into tears attractive? I thought dead ringers were just taking the piss, but she does actually sound like that. Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill

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G. Adams Fyrdman Location: Middlesbrough UK Posts: 4,153	No, I'm a barman with very, erm, easy tastes. 30-45 year old women wandering into the bar are a lot more sure about themselves, coming right up to the bar and making it obvious. As for Tiny's newest addition, well she does have a good body. I've currently got a bit of a thing for that lass on the Nike advert with all the speakers. Athletic+Dancer+Attitude= Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill

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G. Adams Fyrdman Location: Middlesbrough UK Posts: 4,153	I know this is a little out of place, but what a boring performance from England, but I'm a bit pissed off. Downing should have been brought on earlier, I don't even want Beckham on the subs bench nowadays and get rid of Owen! And so as not to have this post kicked off, Catherine Zeta-Jones. Yes she's welsh and a massive bitch, but come on, just look at her. Perfect physically, lacking personality. Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill

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tinybear Volcanic Erupter Location: Hong Kong (for now) Posts: 7,017	How about this girl? She was in "Universal Soldier: The Return" (You have to be muscular to have a part in that movie).

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Gorgo BANNED-Warned multiple times about instigating. User then reported topics multiple times to mess with staff. Posts: 4,412	Kiana had her own exercise show for a while. Wow.