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    What THEY don't want YOU to know about the BIBLE!

    FACT: In the early 1960s (exact time frame unknown) a hippie named Zach Jeffries (who would later go on to change his name to HIBABAHA GANOOSHI) wrote the King James Version of THE HOLY BIBLE.

    FACT: As part of a GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY to CREATE RELIGION, all other Bible variations were written and parents were required to teach their children that CHRISTIANITY had existed for CENTURIES when it had really just been invented.

    FACT: The CIA's research into mind control was involved.

    FACT: The hippie movement of the 1960s was involved. DRUGS were used to BRAINWASH people into believing!

    FACT: As payment for his services the CIA allowed Zach Jeffries exclusive access to the legendary FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.

    FACT: Zach Jeffries is alive today and living in Santa Cruz, California where he enjoys surfing. He is still 33 years old all these later and he can PROVE that these things happened!

    FACT: ALL church denominations, creeds, and Bibles the world over are INVENTIONS from the 1960s!

    FACT: Christianity is actually only about 50 years old!

    Read Hibabaha Ganooshi's SHOCKING expose and be ENLIGHTENED as to the TRUE nature of reality, which is a TIME VORTEX in SPACE according to Zach Jeffries!

    Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.--Napoleon Bonaparte

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    About as convincing as the Bible itself.

    Just trolling by.

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    Sources, please, notthecheatr.


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    How are these "fact"s?

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    Quote removed because someone got their feelings hurt. (boo hoo)

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    I think it's a joke, which is why it's in General Discussion.

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    Lol of course it is. Doesn't seem to need any sources either, it looks original.

    Just trolling by.

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    Considering that I predate the early 1960s by a number of years, and considering that I was aware of the KJV many years before the 1960s, the OP must be a joke. What the joke is, I can't say.


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    Quote Quote by: gallo View Post
    considering that i predate the early 1960s by a number of years, and considering that i was aware of the kjv many years before the 1960s, the op must be a joke. What the joke is, i can't say.
    conspiracy!!!!111

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