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Poledancer · Jul 19, 2008, 05:34 pm

(Question from The London Paper or is it the Metro?)

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SoylentGreen · Jul 19, 2008, 05:36 pm

If i were a kangaroo I would keep my offspring in the pouch. That is what it is there for.

Thanatos · Jul 19, 2008, 08:33 pm

C4 brick, a pound of jello, the last 100 pages of Crime and Punishment, some lint, cell phone that only works in northern Thailand, empty pickle jar AND my offspring.

tivodan1116 · Jul 20, 2008, 01:23 am

I'm afraid my response to this question cannot be shared in polite company...

Chaossaber314 · Jul 22, 2008, 02:18 am

Since I'm unsure of the exact size of a Kangaroo's pouch, I'm unsure how to answer the question.

Walrus · Jul 22, 2008, 04:48 am

If I was a Kangaroo I wouldn’t have a pouch. Male Kangaroos don’t have pouches.

gela · Jul 22, 2008, 08:01 am

I am a kangaroo.

I keep vodka in my pouch.

grandpa · Jul 22, 2008, 09:00 am

A rose and a warning

Grandpa h.

Rogue Cardinal · Jul 22, 2008, 11:31 am

My pet monkey and a party ball of Fosters......which is Australian for BEER.

Aequo · Jul 23, 2008, 12:42 am

My pipe.

tinybear · Jul 23, 2008, 12:35 pm

Baby kangaroos. What else?

Red_Shadow · Aug 19, 2008, 11:23 am

Drugs.

grandpa · Aug 19, 2008, 11:29 am

Quote:

Quote by: Red_Shadow

Drugs.

Good one.

Red_Shadow · Aug 19, 2008, 12:37 pm

Quote:

Quote by: grandpa

Good one.

Compugasm · Aug 19, 2008, 08:45 pm

Quote:

If you were a kangaroo, what would you keep in your pouch?

Vegemite, and a bronze badge that says that I'm one of the good guys.

chili5 · Aug 22, 2008, 05:54 pm

a functioning computer with internet. Oh and a copy of PHP for dummies. :)

another day · Aug 24, 2008, 02:43 am

Apparently it's actually pretty gooey and gross inside a kangeroos pouch. It's not like a pocket on your trousers, more like an external womb. So I wouldn't keep anything in there unless it was wrapped in plastic.

I would keep a sandwich and a pair of scissors to trim my kangeroo hair, and a pogo stick, and a book about kangeroos.

**Jack** · Aug 24, 2008, 11:52 am

Loose change, the key to my 'roomobile and my smokes.

Night · Aug 24, 2008, 12:13 pm

Cocaine.

Compugasm · Aug 24, 2008, 09:28 pm

I wonder if you could smuggle cocaine through customs in a Kanagroo.

Jul 19, 2008, 05:34 pm	#1 (permalink) (top)
Poledancer Molten Ash Posts: 96	If you were a kangaroo, what would you keep in your pouch? (Question from The London Paper or is it the Metro?) I

Jul 19, 2008, 08:33 pm	#3 (permalink) (top)
Thanatos Arbiter of Weird Location: New Hampshire Posts: 1,593	C4 brick, a pound of jello, the last 100 pages of Crime and Punishment, some lint, cell phone that only works in northern Thailand, empty pickle jar AND my offspring. Destroying America one Volconvo post at a time. Religious controversies are always productive of more acrimony and irreconcilable hatreds than those which spring from any other cause.

Jul 20, 2008, 01:23 am	#4 (permalink) (top)
tivodan1116 Juris Doctor Location: NY Posts: 2,182	I'm afraid my response to this question cannot be shared in polite company... "But it wasn't until he met his beautiful wife that he learned using logic and reason isn't enough. You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you." - South Park on Richard Dawkins

Jul 22, 2008, 02:18 am	#5 (permalink) (top)
Chaossaber314 The Cake is a lie... Location: St. Louis Posts: 2,364	Since I'm unsure of the exact size of a Kangaroo's pouch, I'm unsure how to answer the question. What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Jul 22, 2008, 04:48 am	#6 (permalink) (top)
Walrus Cabbages and Kings Location: England Posts: 261	If I was a Kangaroo I wouldn’t have a pouch. Male Kangaroos don’t have pouches. If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years. Bertrand Russell

Jul 19, 2008, 05:36 pm	#2 (permalink) (top)
SoylentGreen Volcanic Erupter Posts: 2,903	If i were a kangaroo I would keep my offspring in the pouch. That is what it is there for.

Jul 22, 2008, 08:01 am	#7 (permalink) (top)
gela Vampire Location: Newcastle, Australia Posts: 930	I am a kangaroo. I keep vodka in my pouch. Don't make me laugh .. bitterly Dylan Moran

Jul 22, 2008, 09:00 am	#8 (permalink) (top)
grandpa blasphemer Location: Michigan Posts: 7,973	A rose and a warning Grandpa h. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you (unless it costs something).

Jul 22, 2008, 11:31 am	#9 (permalink) (top)
Rogue Cardinal 100% Agnostic Location: Stratotopia Posts: 407	My pet monkey and a party ball of Fosters......which is Australian for BEER. Christians don't know God anymore than you or I do.

Jul 23, 2008, 12:42 am	#10 (permalink) (top)
Aequo Igneous Magma Posts: 241	My pipe.

Jul 23, 2008, 12:35 pm	#11 (permalink) (top)
tinybear Volcanic Erupter Location: Hong Kong (for now) Posts: 7,105	Baby kangaroos. What else?

Aug 19, 2008, 11:23 am	#12 (permalink) (top)
Red_Shadow Genossen Posts: 46	Drugs. Die Partei, hat immer Recht! So, aus Leninschem Geist, Wächst, von Stalin geschweißt, Die Partei - die Partei - die Partei. Deutsche Kommunistische Partei. Gegen 'Die Linke'!

Aug 22, 2008, 05:54 pm	#16 (permalink) (top)
chili5 HTML guy Location: Canada Posts: 14	a functioning computer with internet. Oh and a copy of PHP for dummies. :) "Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding." - Ralph Waldo Emerson. http://www.braingle.com

Aug 24, 2008, 02:43 am	#17 (permalink) (top)
another day slipping sand Posts: 1,977	Apparently it's actually pretty gooey and gross inside a kangeroos pouch. It's not like a pocket on your trousers, more like an external womb. So I wouldn't keep anything in there unless it was wrapped in plastic. I would keep a sandwich and a pair of scissors to trim my kangeroo hair, and a pogo stick, and a book about kangeroos. Look out kid, they keep it all hid.

Aug 24, 2008, 11:52 am	#18 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,761	Loose change, the key to my 'roomobile and my smokes. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Aug 24, 2008, 12:13 pm	#19 (permalink) (top)
Night Flaming Homosexual Location: Las Vegas, NV (USA) Posts: 337	Cocaine.

Aug 24, 2008, 09:28 pm	#20 (permalink) (top)
Compugasm Son of X51 Location: San Diego Posts: 3,780	I wonder if you could smuggle cocaine through customs in a Kanagroo. Death to Videodrome! Long live The New flesh!