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phoenix_fire · Feb 14, 2008, 11:19 am

I don't think so. All they have to do is come up behind you. Those things don't move very fast. Even a zombie could probably catch up.

Compugasm · Feb 14, 2008, 01:37 pm

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Clearly, the best weapon against zombies is a combine. Let the harvest begin.

Combines are fragile and aren't made to cut down people. Additionally, the wheels would get stuck. The best weapon is a tank.

Domino · Feb 14, 2008, 07:17 pm

A tank with lawnmowers strapped all about? :)

Compugasm · Feb 15, 2008, 12:25 am

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A tank with lawnmowers strapped all about? :)

Well, there is the "Crocodile" tank, which has a flail of chains on the front of it. It is used to sweep minefields. However, the first order of business in a zombie attack, would be to use any readily available weapon as a weapon. Retrofitting or making non-weapons into leathal variations would take time. Those options are reserved for the counter-attack phase.

SoylentGreen · Feb 15, 2008, 02:09 am

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Well, there is the "Crocodile" tank, which has a flail of chains on the front of it. It is used to sweep minefields. However, the first order of business in a zombie attack, would be to use any readily available weapon as a weapon. Retrofitting or making non-weapons into lethal variations would take time. Those options are reserved for the counter-attack phase.

That's providing the survivors can organise a counter measure.
But you are correct Comp. That's why i choose the readily available fork and knife.
You can stab them in the head and slice at the neck.
And remember to stock a lot of tomato sauce they tend to taste a bit gamy.

phoenix_fire · Feb 15, 2008, 09:50 am

Soylent, you'll just add to the problem. Once the virus gets into you bloodstream, however it gets into the bloodstream, you're one of them. And I will have to destroy you with my cartoonishly large sword. Don't make me destroy you with my cartoonishly large sword.

Domino · Feb 15, 2008, 12:49 pm

Clearly, these should be standard issue to all citizens of voting age:

Ichigo Sword Inspired by Anime Zangetsu HUGE 52in

phoenix_fire · Feb 15, 2008, 01:36 pm

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

SoylentGreen · Feb 15, 2008, 01:46 pm

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Soylent, you'll just add to the problem. Once the virus gets into you bloodstream, however it gets into the bloodstream, you're one of them. And I will have to destroy you with my cartoonishly large sword. Don't make me destroy you with my cartoonishly large sword.

You go on about this virus, but can you really prove that it is a virus that is the cause.
I am of the the opinion that all is needed is Faith and a Belief in zombie ism to become one.
So it is ok to eat them , just as long as we don't start following that belief system.

phoenix_fire · Feb 15, 2008, 02:28 pm

Fool. Cannibalism is the heart of the zombie credo. So even if you believe something like that, engaging in such an act is a zombie act of faith.

SoylentGreen · Feb 15, 2008, 02:38 pm

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Fool. Cannibalism is the heart of the zombie credo. So even if you believe something like that, engaging in such an act is a zombie act of faith.

Well at least now your admitting it's an act of faith and not a virus.
And you call me FOOL! hah! . Your going up against a zombie with a sword drawn by a Japanese cartoonist. What will you do if the army of dead arm themselves with erasers.

phoenix_fire · Feb 15, 2008, 04:09 pm

No, I'm not. I'm saying that even if you believe that it is, it's still not a good idea to eat them. And all well designed things start out as a drawing. But I assure you that cold hard steel doesn't erase.

Michael1695 · Oct 9, 2008, 09:33 am

I suggest everyone pick up a copy of the zombie survival guide by max brooks. It will prepare your for the impending attack.

Zakari · Oct 16, 2008, 08:52 am

Well - we could pray for Jesus - Lord of Zombies - to come and turn his followers back!

Sockem · Oct 16, 2008, 10:09 am

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Well - we could pray for Jesus - Lord of Zombies - to come and turn his followers back!

"When there's no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the earth."

Diogenes · Oct 16, 2008, 10:09 am

You might want to see if you can survive a zombie attack

TAZ: TheTAZZone Network - Zombie Survival Quiz

Piscean · Nov 3, 2008, 08:07 pm

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What should we do as a planet, nation, and individually to prepare for a zombie outbreak?

Well it depends....... are these the fast kind or the slow moving kind?

Michael1695 · Nov 4, 2008, 08:42 am

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Well it depends....... are these the fast kind or the slow moving kind?

The slow moving kind. There are no such thing as running zombies like in some movies. They are the walking dead, not the "energetic fast-running dead".

Piscean · Nov 5, 2008, 01:50 am

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The slow moving kind. There are no such thing as running zombies like in some movies. They are the walking dead, not the "energetic fast-running dead".

LOL!! ok cool well since they are slow all i need is a sledge hammer.

prejudged_Fire · Nov 5, 2008, 02:45 pm

Woah woah woah, slow down. We're all assuming that these zombies are your average, ordinary, cliche zombies. Y'know, the really stupid, slow moving ones. Hark! They are evolving quickly! What if we find ourselves faced with the newer generation of zombies? The "advanced" race of zombies such as those in Dawn of the Dead and 28 Days/Weeks Later (actually, I've never seen either of these movies, but someone pointed this out on a similar thread)? I think we should prepare for zombies of all kinds and be careful not to presume too much.

Feb 14, 2008, 11:19 am	#41 (permalink)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	I don't think so. All they have to do is come up behind you. Those things don't move very fast. Even a zombie could probably catch up. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 14, 2008, 07:17 pm	#43 (permalink)
Domino I'm a pushover Posts: 344	A tank with lawnmowers strapped all about? :) kill President attack nuclear bomb smuggle Echelon just recorded this message.

Feb 15, 2008, 09:50 am	#46 (permalink)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	Soylent, you'll just add to the problem. Once the virus gets into you bloodstream, however it gets into the bloodstream, you're one of them. And I will have to destroy you with my cartoonishly large sword. Don't make me destroy you with my cartoonishly large sword. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 15, 2008, 12:49 pm	#47 (permalink)
Domino I'm a pushover Posts: 344	Clearly, these should be standard issue to all citizens of voting age: Ichigo Sword Inspired by Anime Zangetsu HUGE 52in kill President attack nuclear bomb smuggle Echelon just recorded this message.

Feb 15, 2008, 01:36 pm	#48 (permalink)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	Now that's what I'm talkin' about. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 15, 2008, 02:28 pm	#50 (permalink)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	Fool. Cannibalism is the heart of the zombie credo. So even if you believe something like that, engaging in such an act is a zombie act of faith. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 15, 2008, 04:09 pm	#52 (permalink)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	No, I'm not. I'm saying that even if you believe that it is, it's still not a good idea to eat them. And all well designed things start out as a drawing. But I assure you that cold hard steel doesn't erase. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Oct 9, 2008, 09:33 am	#53 (permalink)
Michael1695 Gray Fox Posts: 110	I suggest everyone pick up a copy of the zombie survival guide by max brooks. It will prepare your for the impending attack.

Oct 16, 2008, 08:52 am	#54 (permalink)
Zakari Igneous Magma Posts: 192	Well - we could pray for Jesus - Lord of Zombies - to come and turn his followers back!

Oct 16, 2008, 10:09 am	#56 (permalink)
Diogenes amgaM suoengI Posts: 1,829	You might want to see if you can survive a zombie attack TAZ: TheTAZZone Network - Zombie Survival Quiz The Wandering Turtle - Security Discussion - Rainbow Tables - Live Security Sessions - 960 AD-Free Full-Screen Game Play

Nov 5, 2008, 02:45 pm	#60 (permalink)
prejudged_Fire Hmmmm....... Location: Maine Posts: 1,076	Woah woah woah, slow down. We're all assuming that these zombies are your average, ordinary, cliche zombies. Y'know, the really stupid, slow moving ones. Hark! They are evolving quickly! What if we find ourselves faced with the newer generation of zombies? The "advanced" race of zombies such as those in Dawn of the Dead and 28 Days/Weeks Later (actually, I've never seen either of these movies, but someone pointed this out on a similar thread)? I think we should prepare for zombies of all kinds and be careful not to presume too much. "It's not easy banging your head against some mad bugger's wall." -- Roger Waters (Pink Floyd, "Outside the Wall")