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Jubloz · Dec 1, 2007, 01:11 am

Proof that the zombie virus is not exclusive to humans:

Chaossaber314 · Dec 1, 2007, 05:13 am

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Omfg, please don't turn this into another Ron Paul thread. Ron Paul is the last thing we need when the zombie invasion comes. Seriously, I vote Bruce Lee. That guy could kick somebody's ass from the dead any dead. Wow, why hasn't Hollywood thought of this? Why have I not seen a zombie flick with an undead Bruce Lee?

But seriously, the zombie invasion is coming, and I'm pretty sure that knuckle-busters are the best weapon available. Personally, though, I'll be strapping buckets to the zombies' heads so they can't bite me. That, and it'll just look hilarious.

But, seriously, zombies aren't something to joke about. Zombies are just as real as rain.

But seriously.

Omfg zombies.

Unfortunately, the existence of Bruce Lee in any current zombie outbreak would mean he was on their side.

Jubloz · Dec 1, 2007, 01:53 pm

Yeah, true, I guess that would surely bring the world to an end.

Nemiroff · Dec 5, 2007, 08:16 pm

1 zippo, the real one that works every time.

1 really really really big can of propane

Compugasm · Feb 12, 2008, 12:40 am

At least in mexico, the zombies would be small. Fat American zombies gorged with blood would make a right old mess.

phoenix_fire · Feb 12, 2008, 09:36 am

At least they'd be slow. And we'll have very few ninja zombies to be dealing with. Me and old pointy will be waiting for them.

Domino · Feb 12, 2008, 12:42 pm

Clearly, the Pope should bless the oceans at the nearest opportunity, so that all rainfall henceforth shall be holy water, which ought to do wonders for all manner of undead overpopulation situations.

J. Askiloupos · Feb 12, 2008, 04:04 pm

Domino, congratulations on figuring out the world-wide holy water strategy...

Hmm...

I think I'm going to be following Phoenix on this one by taking all six of my "old pointies" and standing behind the counter of the nearest corner store, taking down zombies until my arms tire. At that point, it's up to my firearms. After I run out of ammunition for those, I'm sure my arms will be ready for another prolonged round of hack n' slash. After that...

I think a grenade-out a la Robert Neville may be the way to go.

Domino · Feb 12, 2008, 04:21 pm

It's a preemptive strategy. Someone really ought to start a petition.

J. Askiloupos · Feb 12, 2008, 04:44 pm

I'll let one of my friends in Rome know about it.

He's just a paper-pusher at the Vatican for the most part, but we'll see.

He'll know I'm kidding, but I'm sure the idea will tickle him.

Compugasm · Feb 13, 2008, 12:42 am

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Clearly, the Pope should bless the oceans at the nearest opportunity, so that all rainfall henceforth shall be holy water...

Brilliant! Although now that I think about it, when is the "nearest opportunity"? I mean, they've had 2000 years to rain holy water down on all manner of sinners. What are they waiting for, Zombies?

gela · Feb 13, 2008, 02:39 am

Zombies have been forced to live underground for too long. They are sick of being oppressed by the living. The dead deserves to live just like all of us alive people.

Humans and zombies could live together happily.

Nobody likes a zombieist.

phoenix_fire · Feb 13, 2008, 05:34 pm

They need "elbow room", right?

*sharpens giant sword*

SoylentGreen · Feb 13, 2008, 10:54 pm

Well I have been advocating the solution to this problem for awhile now.
We should simply be eating our dead.
No dead , no zombies , simple.
However you might want to stay away from the sewerage reclamation plants at night.

phoenix_fire · Feb 13, 2008, 11:40 pm

No, because that's a really good way to spread the virus.

Compugasm · Feb 13, 2008, 11:54 pm

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We should simply be eating our dead.

Clever. Eating the dead, soylent green...

BTW anime fans, why do the characters always have such huge weapons?

Domino · Feb 14, 2008, 12:24 am

They're easier to draw.

phoenix_fire · Feb 14, 2008, 08:55 am

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Clever. Eating the dead, soylent green...

BTW anime fans, why do the characters always have such huge weapons?

They don't always. A large weapon usually denotes a large amount of raw, unrefined power. If I were to have a weapon that suits me, it would probably be somewhat different. But a huge, sharp sword would be a great weapon if you were badly outnumbered by the undead hordes. Most of them don't have sophisticated attack or defense moves, so I would easily be able to take out many with minimal effort, and having such a large sword would tend to keep them at a distance, minimizing the likelihood of infection.

Domino · Feb 14, 2008, 10:57 am

Clearly, the best weapon against zombies is a combine. Let the harvest begin.

J. Askiloupos · Feb 14, 2008, 11:04 am

Domino, you've already had ONE of the best ideas.

Why did you have to go and make it two?

Dec 1, 2007, 01:11 am	#21 (permalink)
Jubloz Zolbuj Location: California Posts: 1,267	Proof that the zombie virus is not exclusive to humans: "Iron rusts from disuse; water loses its purity from stagnation... even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. " - Da Vinci

Dec 1, 2007, 01:53 pm	#23 (permalink)
Jubloz Zolbuj Location: California Posts: 1,267	Yeah, true, I guess that would surely bring the world to an end. "Iron rusts from disuse; water loses its purity from stagnation... even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. " - Da Vinci

Feb 12, 2008, 12:40 am	#25 (permalink)
Compugasm Son of X51 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,236	At least in mexico, the zombies would be small. Fat American zombies gorged with blood would make a right old mess. http://www.compugasm.com/

Feb 12, 2008, 09:36 am	#26 (permalink)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	At least they'd be slow. And we'll have very few ninja zombies to be dealing with. Me and old pointy will be waiting for them. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 12, 2008, 12:42 pm	#27 (permalink)
Domino I'm a pushover Posts: 344	Clearly, the Pope should bless the oceans at the nearest opportunity, so that all rainfall henceforth shall be holy water, which ought to do wonders for all manner of undead overpopulation situations. kill President attack nuclear bomb smuggle Echelon just recorded this message.

Dec 5, 2007, 08:16 pm	#24 (permalink)
Nemiroff Igneous Magma Posts: 379	1 zippo, the real one that works every time. 1 really really really big can of propane

Feb 12, 2008, 04:04 pm	#28 (permalink)
J. Askiloupos Home Once More Location: Greece Posts: 224	Domino, congratulations on figuring out the world-wide holy water strategy... Hmm... I think I'm going to be following Phoenix on this one by taking all six of my "old pointies" and standing behind the counter of the nearest corner store, taking down zombies until my arms tire. At that point, it's up to my firearms. After I run out of ammunition for those, I'm sure my arms will be ready for another prolonged round of hack n' slash. After that... I think a grenade-out a la Robert Neville may be the way to go. ..."Light up the Darkness" - Bob Marley... Last edited by J. Askiloupos; Feb 12, 2008 at 04:53 pm.

Feb 12, 2008, 04:21 pm	#29 (permalink)
Domino I'm a pushover Posts: 344	It's a preemptive strategy. Someone really ought to start a petition. kill President attack nuclear bomb smuggle Echelon just recorded this message.

Feb 12, 2008, 04:44 pm	#30 (permalink)
J. Askiloupos Home Once More Location: Greece Posts: 224	I'll let one of my friends in Rome know about it. He's just a paper-pusher at the Vatican for the most part, but we'll see. He'll know I'm kidding, but I'm sure the idea will tickle him. ..."Light up the Darkness" - Bob Marley...

Feb 13, 2008, 02:39 am	#32 (permalink)
gela Hot Lava Location: Newcastle, Australia Posts: 1,299 Blog Entries: 1	Zombies have been forced to live underground for too long. They are sick of being oppressed by the living. The dead deserves to live just like all of us alive people. Humans and zombies could live together happily. Nobody likes a zombieist.

Feb 13, 2008, 05:34 pm	#33 (permalink)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	They need "elbow room", right? sharpens giant sword Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 13, 2008, 10:54 pm	#34 (permalink)
SoylentGreen Volcanic Erupter Posts: 6,242	Well I have been advocating the solution to this problem for awhile now. We should simply be eating our dead. No dead , no zombies , simple. However you might want to stay away from the sewerage reclamation plants at night.

Feb 13, 2008, 11:40 pm	#35 (permalink)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	No, because that's a really good way to spread the virus. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Feb 14, 2008, 12:24 am	#37 (permalink)
Domino I'm a pushover Posts: 344	They're easier to draw. kill President attack nuclear bomb smuggle Echelon just recorded this message.

Feb 14, 2008, 10:57 am	#39 (permalink)
Domino I'm a pushover Posts: 344	Clearly, the best weapon against zombies is a combine. Let the harvest begin. kill President attack nuclear bomb smuggle Echelon just recorded this message.

Feb 14, 2008, 11:04 am	#40 (permalink)
J. Askiloupos Home Once More Location: Greece Posts: 224	Domino, you've already had ONE of the best ideas. Why did you have to go and make it two? ..."Light up the Darkness" - Bob Marley...