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Jimmy the Pro · Oct 9, 2007, 02:55 pm

pff, did it one handed while eating a sandwich.

Jubloz · Oct 9, 2007, 07:23 pm

Pfft, what kind of a sandwich?

Jimmy the Pro · Oct 9, 2007, 08:15 pm

pff turkey on white, nothing better.

Kamehameha34 · Oct 9, 2007, 09:14 pm

Pfft, I got 111.59 typing with my nose whilst performing Beethoven's 7th with a collection of variably sized spoons.

Jimmy the Pro · Oct 9, 2007, 09:16 pm

I did it in Brail!

Praxius · Oct 10, 2007, 12:48 am

Quote:

Quote by: Kamehameha34

Well take the test so we all can know how fast you think

Actually I just tried it, but I stopped. I'm currently on vacation and on my mom's laptop... and the keys are a little different then my normal keyboard..... it just wouldn't be a fair judgement right now.

But I have been typing on keyboards since I was around 8 or 9 years of age, when the Commadore 64 was in it's prime, so I assume my speed almost 20 years later should be pretty good.

Jubloz · Oct 10, 2007, 01:38 am

Quote:

Quote by: Praxius

Actually I just tried it, but I stopped. I'm currently on vacation and on my mom's laptop...

Wow, I just had a serious case of dyslexia. I could've sworn that that said "lap" and not "laptop", and I got extremely confused.

Praxius · Oct 10, 2007, 02:05 am

As well you should.... with my size and height I would crush my poor mother sitting on her lap...... unless you were hinting on something a bit more gross.

Jubloz · Oct 10, 2007, 02:59 am

I didn't know what to think, because I wasn't sure if you were serious or joking and, if you were joking, to what extent you were joking. And then I realized that I can't read. Go me!

PS: You ruined that Colbert avatar for me in another thread.

Praxius · Oct 10, 2007, 03:17 am

He he... so long as I screwed with someone's head, I can rest easy at night

Speaking of which, it's almost 3:30am, so I best be off.

Jubloz · Oct 10, 2007, 03:53 am

12 here, but I should probably do the same. I've a midterm tomorrow morning that I haven't studied for.

Sweet Katie · Oct 10, 2007, 01:11 pm

Wow! Your typed speed (with 1 mistake) is:

97.19 wpm
421.94 cpm

Kamehameha34 · Oct 10, 2007, 01:25 pm

Way to get the discussion off of incest Katie, lol.

Sweet Katie · Oct 10, 2007, 01:27 pm

Quote:

Quote by: Kamehameha34

Way to get the discussion off of incest Katie, lol.

I didn't read the whole thread . . . I'm kinda lazy like that!

Kamehameha34 · Oct 10, 2007, 01:53 pm

No, I'm grateful. I had no intention of investigating just what Jubloz meant by "mother's lap."

Jimmy the Pro · Oct 10, 2007, 05:39 pm

Would have been an interesting turn for the thread.

How fast can you type? (A thread about incest)

Praxius · Oct 10, 2007, 06:32 pm

And All I said was laptop.... geez.

When I get back home on my own system, and on XP rather then this Vista, I'll post.

Jimmy the Pro · Oct 10, 2007, 10:50 pm

Volcanic Ejaculator, and you wonder why we confused lap with laptop.

Oct 9, 2007, 02:55 pm	#21 (permalink) (top)
Jimmy the Pro Ready to Rok Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,932	pff, did it one handed while eating a sandwich. "I believe Christianity as I believe the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it, I see everything else." -C.S. Lewis-

Oct 9, 2007, 07:23 pm	#22 (permalink) (top)
Jubloz Zolbuj Location: California Posts: 1,267	Pfft, what kind of a sandwich? "Iron rusts from disuse; water loses its purity from stagnation... even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. " - Da Vinci

Oct 9, 2007, 08:15 pm	#23 (permalink) (top)
Jimmy the Pro Ready to Rok Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,932	pff turkey on white, nothing better. "I believe Christianity as I believe the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it, I see everything else." -C.S. Lewis-

Oct 9, 2007, 09:16 pm	#25 (permalink) (top)
Jimmy the Pro Ready to Rok Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,932	I did it in Brail! "I believe Christianity as I believe the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it, I see everything else." -C.S. Lewis-

Oct 10, 2007, 02:59 am	#29 (permalink) (top)
Jubloz Zolbuj Location: California Posts: 1,267	I didn't know what to think, because I wasn't sure if you were serious or joking and, if you were joking, to what extent you were joking. And then I realized that I can't read. Go me! PS: You ruined that Colbert avatar for me in another thread. "Iron rusts from disuse; water loses its purity from stagnation... even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. " - Da Vinci

Oct 9, 2007, 09:14 pm	#24 (permalink) (top)
Kamehameha34 The dingos! Posts: 4,548	Pfft, I got 111.59 typing with my nose whilst performing Beethoven's 7th with a collection of variably sized spoons.

Oct 10, 2007, 02:05 am	#28 (permalink) (top)
Praxius Mass'Debator Posts: 4,730	As well you should.... with my size and height I would crush my poor mother sitting on her lap...... unless you were hinting on something a bit more gross.

Oct 10, 2007, 03:17 am	#30 (permalink) (top)
Praxius Mass'Debator Posts: 4,730	He he... so long as I screwed with someone's head, I can rest easy at night Speaking of which, it's almost 3:30am, so I best be off.

Oct 10, 2007, 03:53 am	#31 (permalink) (top)
Jubloz Zolbuj Location: California Posts: 1,267	12 here, but I should probably do the same. I've a midterm tomorrow morning that I haven't studied for. "Iron rusts from disuse; water loses its purity from stagnation... even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. " - Da Vinci

Oct 10, 2007, 01:11 pm	#32 (permalink) (top)
Sweet Katie Igneous Magma Posts: 466	Wow! Your typed speed (with 1 mistake) is: 97.19 wpm 421.94 cpm

Oct 10, 2007, 01:25 pm	#33 (permalink) (top)
Kamehameha34 The dingos! Posts: 4,548	Way to get the discussion off of incest Katie, lol.

Oct 10, 2007, 01:53 pm	#35 (permalink) (top)
Kamehameha34 The dingos! Posts: 4,548	No, I'm grateful. I had no intention of investigating just what Jubloz meant by "mother's lap."

Oct 10, 2007, 05:39 pm	#36 (permalink) (top)
Jimmy the Pro Ready to Rok Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,932	Would have been an interesting turn for the thread. How fast can you type? (A thread about incest) "I believe Christianity as I believe the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it, I see everything else." -C.S. Lewis-

Oct 10, 2007, 06:32 pm	#37 (permalink) (top)
Praxius Mass'Debator Posts: 4,730	And All I said was laptop.... geez. When I get back home on my own system, and on XP rather then this Vista, I'll post.

Oct 10, 2007, 10:50 pm	#38 (permalink) (top)
Jimmy the Pro Ready to Rok Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,932	Volcanic Ejaculator, and you wonder why we confused lap with laptop. "I believe Christianity as I believe the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it, I see everything else." -C.S. Lewis-