Your favourite Quotes....

[Milton Bradley]

“What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?”

George Bernard Shaw

[chili5]

"There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together." Josh Billings

[Milton Bradley]

Bipartisan politics has lead the sheeple to Kool Aid. I guess the sugar made them drink.

Which are you, Red, or Blue?

Yours truly...

[Jimmy the Pro]

"Impossible is nothing."

-Adidas

[Milton Bradley]

"Those words must be divinely inspired, because no human would say that". ( and expect to be taken seriously... )


Stephen Colbert

[grandpa]

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in
Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me -
you can't get fooled again." -George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept.
17, 2002

[Jimmy the Pro]

I'm just one person in a million trying to be a million persons in one. -Self

[Dr_Acula]

"If you're not fighting for something, then you don't believe in it".

[GSM:Xtreme]

"Governments last as long as the under-taxed can defend themselves against the over-taxed." - Bernard Berenson

"Work will set you free." - Sign above gates of Auschwitz

[Sweet Katie]

"Quoting Einstein does not mean that Einstein agrees with you."

^^ That's mine. Feel free to use it.

[Sweet Katie]

Quote by: Milton Bradley "Those words must be divinely inspired, because no human would say that". ( and expect to be taken seriously... ) Stephen Colbert

That's interesting, because it applies to much of Colbert's mouth vomit.

[Night]

"The Pope? How many divisions has he got?"
-Joseph Stalin

"A true man hates no one"
-Napoleon Bonaparte

[GSM:Xtreme]

“The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.” Charles Dawkins

"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." House, M.D

on a less serious note,
"Me? I am dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... honestly its the honest ones you have to look out for 'cause you never know when they are going to do something incredibly stupid" Jack Sparrow

"1: And where do your allegiances lie?
2: With the highest bidder
1: I have a ship
2: That makes you the highest bidder
1: Great!"

1: Jack, 2: Asian pirate

[Jimmy the Pro]

"I has thirsty." Lolcatz

[Dr_Acula]

"If it weren't for the killing, war would be such a beautiful thing..." werid unkown quote.

"Of all men, it's magicians who know for sure magic does not exist."

"Wars are for interest. Revolutions are for ideology."

[Winter wind]

"How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?"

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convinsing the world he didn't exist."

"And like that... he's gone."

Verbal Kint, Usual Suspects.

I watched earlier and was impressed by the twist (though I'm the only one I know who saw it coming) but was not impressed by the movie.

[Gods_Mercenary]

Quote by: Sweet Katie That's interesting, because it applies to much of Colbert's mouth vomit.

Colbert is a genius

"Have you ever looked at a cloud and thought it was something else? Then stop...smoking...dope!''

"Move over Oprah you fat bitch, tonight every member of my audience receives a priceless gift... the Truth."

"The Colbert Report's terror level has been elevated to brown, somebody spilled coffee on the chart..."

" A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y? Consonant or vowel? Make up your mind, we're at war."

"February, if you had any balls you'd be three days longer."

"Bears pounced on one of our nation's biggest corporations like happy Germans on Poland."

"There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends that are going to hell."

"If you non-Catholic Christians are upset, well just have your Pope issue a reponse. Oh that's right, you don't have a Pope. Because your faith is defective. Sorry, Catholicism is clearly superior. Don't believe me? Name one Protestant denomination that could afford a $660 million sexual abuse settlement. I think that Lord has spoken on this one."

"Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one... Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus-or-minus the facts."

"Now, isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?"

"Isn’t a centrist someone who doesn’t have the balls to be a fanatic?"

"You know what you can't outsource? You can't outsource balls. America is the world leader in balls."

"Contrary to what people may say, there’s no upper limit to stupidity."

"It's important to pay your taxes, but it's just as important to pay as little tax as possible. Think of it as putting big government on a diet. The treasury is your fat friend who wants to eat your ice cream cone--but it's your cone, you worked hard for it, and you'll be damned if tubby two-by-four is going to slobber all over it."

"Last fall, I welcomed a small country -- a tiny, socialist backwater -- to the Colbert Report family. It was called 'Canada,' and November 7th was the first night their corrupt government allowed the Report to air? Well, it looks like my balls rubbed all over Canada. They just elected a new Prime Minister: it's Stephen Harper, an America-lovin', healthcare-dismantlin' social conservative? I'd just like to point out that, in less than three months, I fixed Canada!"

"We'll never get the big government gorilla off our backs as long as we keep feeding the money monkey with our banana bucks. And it'll keep throwing its fiscal feces at us. I can run with this metaphor as long as I have to."

A lot of his stuff is only funny in context, so you'll have to you tube him.

[Lullaby Chainer]

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-everyone

[Milton Bradley]

"All your base are belong to us".

-Unknown

[Chaossaber314]

"I was sitting in a theater and the guy behind me wouldn't stop talking so I asked myself 'what would Jesus do?' So I set him on fire and sent him to Hell."

-Unsure