I hate chardonnay socialists (or chardonnay ANYTHING). People who take a sip of their wine, comment on the poverty of the Middle East, and never lift a fucking finger.
Social thieves piss me off too. People who steal and say "I'm doing this because I hate the corporation". I don't mind thieves, but at least be honest - you're a thief because you want free stuff!
Failures who blame others also annoy me.
Ideological loyalty is the act of giving your soul to a vague concept, to be manipulated by people smarter than you.
People who are adults and "debate" with words/phrases like
- Oh yeah?!
- Try again.
- Yeah, good luck with that
- What, so [sarcasm here], then huh?
- ROFL LOL u serioues??!1
- Uhm....yeah...sure...whatever etc etc
people who smell like b.o. such a small gesture to put on deo in the morning and you save the suffering of all those people stuck in tight spaces with you such as an elevator or the line in a store!
When driving at night: why do those with "driving lights" not realize they are actually blinding oncoming drivers with their quad headlights?
Why won't the cops issue tickets for not dimming?
"Arms in the hands of the citizens may be used at individual discretion for the defense of the country, the overthrow of tyranny or private self-defense." -- John Adams
I view pet peeves as a warning sign to myself...It has been my experience that if something that another person does (that is not an overt attack) pisses me off, it is often something that I need to work on myself...Look at your pet peeves, and then take a long honest look at yourself and see if you don't find that very behavior (or something damned similar)in yourself..
It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
Well, said, Pale Rider. Except for my pet peeve, which just happens to be Dave Barry. Who hired this guy? Who thinks this stuff is funny?
Seriously, email me and tell me more about your ideas. I am in full agreement.
Pet peeves, hehehehe, so many
Fat people who stand in the smallest part of the aisle blocking everyones path
People with colds that hoink down phelgm in the smoko room rather than blowing their noses
Syncronised adds on public TV, no matter what channel you go to they have adds on the same time as every other channel
Loud exhausts on cars with idiot drivers that zoom along at the maximum loudness throttle after 10pm in a resdential street
Blue hair on old ladies, where did this phenomenon come from anyway? Is Marge Simpson to blame?
Wet and cold Sundays followed by hot sunny Mondays
American elections, sheesh it lasts longer than their stupid football game,(by the time it's over nobody even cares anymore)
People who use spray on deoderizer as an air freshener
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
Or get married and wish you were dead.
Spitters.
Clean toe caps and a filthy mouth!
Low morals and high morale!
People who hits someone, because they're mad at something the person did, then get whiney and pissy when they get hit back...wtf did the asshole expect?
Parents who argue with their kids, then get bitchy when the kid tries to defend theirself. What are they suppose to do? Listen to an asshole like them?
People who harrasses someone, then bitches when the person gets pissed and tells them to fuck off or hit them.
People who can't play an instrument, but insist you listen to them, because they're really "badass".
Whenever citizens are seen routinely as enemies of their own government, writers are routinely seen to be the most dangerous enemies.
--E.L. Doctorow
Thanks for waiting, you've just seen the "pre-twenty".Originally posted by PatrickHenry,
Keep it up, Consolidated Theaters and I'll just wait for it to be released on DVD..
Numero uno for me are the jack-offs who speed up when I put on my turn signal, to change lanes. They do not stop me from changing lanes, and they must be terribly surprised when I hit my brakes as soon as I am safely in front of them.
People who don't at least NOD, or say thanks when you hold a door open for them. This is forcing me to reevaluate my decades old practice of doing this for everyone (guys say thanks more than women on the whole).
Unpleasant old people who think you OWE them respect simply because they haven't died yet. You EARN it, you GET it, Methuselah!
People who assume you LIKE to hear country music blaring out of the back of their vans at 10:00 pm.
The aforementioned ads in theaters shown before the movie. Free TV is one thing, but I PAID to see this flick and I don't want to see any damn commercials. Also, the 137 movie trailers you get when you buy or rent a DVD.
Useless morons who dump their garbage NEXT to the trash can at McDonalds.
I have several more but I have to go out and buy a shotgun. "Okay, Cletus, THIS is what I think of Merle Haggard!"
The Gut Reaction Journal (Issue #91 10/23/2011) is now online!
This week: Republicans, Cain, Elitists and my experience in Occupy Delaware's General Assembly
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