I hate chardonnay socialists (or chardonnay ANYTHING). People who take a sip of their wine, comment on the poverty of the Middle East, and never lift a fucking finger.
Social thieves piss me off too. People who steal and say "I'm doing this because I hate the corporation". I don't mind thieves, but at least be honest - you're a thief because you want free stuff!
Failures who blame others also annoy me.