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Zhavric · Jul 19, 2006, 04:23 pm

President Bush,

From the bottom of our hearts we thank you.

We thank you for pursuing Iraq after September 11th. We thank you for toppling the secular dictator who had for so long been our sworn enemy. We thank you for keeping your troops in Iraq even when the decision was an unpopular one at home. We admire your resolve and hope for our sake that you will not lose it.

Thank you for your part in trying to bring about democracy. It has made our lives and our work so much easier.

Thank you for basing your policies on religious conviction. Thank you for having the vision that your political opponents lack.

We thank you for freedom you have ensured for our leader who has been a free man for over 5 years. Even though his views are a small minority amongst our people, you have given him a voice and made him important. We thank you for that.

Signed,

The terrorists.

NOTE: The above is meant to be satirical.

GodBlessAmerica · Jul 19, 2006, 04:41 pm

Despite the satirical propoganda...

You can thank Carter for starting all this by toppling the Shaw of Iran and allowing 444 days of hostages that showed radical Islam that at least liberals were willing to take it in America and they should not fear taking us on.

I agree that you can most certainly thank President Bush's leadership to no end for preventing the terrorist attacks we have here and in some places around the world with our wonderful intelligence, military, police, firefighters and vigilant citizens.

**Pooeypants** · Jul 19, 2006, 04:42 pm

Satire is not for Politics section.

G. Adams · Jul 19, 2006, 07:55 pm

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Quote by: GodBlessAmerica

Despite the satirical propoganda...

You can thank Carter for starting all this by toppling the Shaw of Iran and allowing 444 days of hostages that showed radical Islam that at least liberals were willing to take it in America and they should not fear taking us on.

You can thank the CIA for overthrowing the democratic, secular leader of Iran, Mossadeq and installing the reviled Shah.

**Chris** · Jul 19, 2006, 08:21 pm

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Quote by: GodBlessAmerica

I agree that you can most certainly thank President Bush's leadership to no end for preventing the terrorist attacks we have here and in some places around the world with our wonderful intelligence, military, police, firefighters and vigilant citizens.

some places around the world not to include

Bali
Spain
London
India
Iraq

Jul 19, 2006, 04:23 pm	#1 (permalink) (top)
Zhavric Made of pure win. Posts: 3,683	A thank you letter to President Bush President Bush, From the bottom of our hearts we thank you. We thank you for pursuing Iraq after September 11th. We thank you for toppling the secular dictator who had for so long been our sworn enemy. We thank you for keeping your troops in Iraq even when the decision was an unpopular one at home. We admire your resolve and hope for our sake that you will not lose it. Thank you for your part in trying to bring about democracy. It has made our lives and our work so much easier. Thank you for basing your policies on religious conviction. Thank you for having the vision that your political opponents lack. We thank you for freedom you have ensured for our leader who has been a free man for over 5 years. Even though his views are a small minority amongst our people, you have given him a voice and made him important. We thank you for that. Signed, The terrorists. NOTE: The above is meant to be satirical. Theists: supplying volconvo with lose since 2004.

Jul 19, 2006, 04:42 pm	#3 (permalink) (top)
Pooeypants Neo Moderator Location: England Posts: 5,609	Satire is not for Politics section. War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is strength Harness the power of Ingsoc, then you can capture someone killed the year before

Jul 19, 2006, 04:41 pm	#2 (permalink) (top)
GodBlessAmerica Look Stuff Up Posts: 810	Despite the satirical propoganda... You can thank Carter for starting all this by toppling the Shaw of Iran and allowing 444 days of hostages that showed radical Islam that at least liberals were willing to take it in America and they should not fear taking us on. I agree that you can most certainly thank President Bush's leadership to no end for preventing the terrorist attacks we have here and in some places around the world with our wonderful intelligence, military, police, firefighters and vigilant citizens.