Diary of a Melmacian Refugee

Dear Diary:

I have been lying low for quite some time, but I have been monitoring transmissions from Earth's electronic media. One such transmission has left me in shock.
According to ABC News, a cat in Italy has inherited 13 million dollars.

What is wrong with these humans? What will they do next? Treat cats as pets?

So, has its new fortune changed the cat?

Well, speaking through its attorney, the cat says, "Pay no attention to the size of my rock. I'm still that little kitty from the block."

However, the cat's new servants tell a different story:


I would pay Mr. Moneypaws a visit, but if I did that, then the cat's new bodyguard would probably attack me. This is what the bodyguard looks like:


Cats don’t like us Melmacians, although I wonder why.
Well, writing this stuff has made me hungry. I think I’ll have a snack.


I wonder where I can get some Grey Poupon.

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