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Posted Nov 14, 2009 at 10:18 am by Robert Marsh II
Updated Nov 14, 2009 at 10:45 am by Robert Marsh II (spelling)

* General Public - Mental Health Warning :

Do you still suffer from ‘Obama Messianic Syndrome’ (OMS)???

Take the OMS test-challenge here: >>>>

Major Symptoms :

#1). Are you now realizing that you are continuously repeating the phrase: “It’s not his (Obama’s) fault” — All The Time?

#2). Do you feel a sense of hopelessness and are being inwardly compelled to counter every Obama failure and political argument by blaming the Republican Party, European Union, Satan, or the Pope?

#3). Are you still lighting candles and singing Obama ballads as you pray for at least ‘one’ success story made by him in the highest U.S. office?

#4). Do you secretly fear that you would defend Barack Obama, even if he committed a high act of treason or other felony crime — even if he was caught dead-to-rights on camera in the act?

#5). Do you secretly chastise yourself violently in a dark closet during a moment of feverish weakness, for wondering if there is even a president currently in the White House?

#6). Have you in the last nine months divorced your spouse or abandoned your friends and children, because they even dared to question Obama’s decision-making process or their ‘actual’ outcomes — and then kicked your pets afterwards???

If your answer was ‘Yes’ to any one of these, then please seek professional help immediately, because OMS has created internal brain damage by altering your personality, but this can be made reversible with medical help — if sought promptly!

Get Your Wives, Husbands, Children and Pets Back Today — It’s Just Not Worth the Loss — And For God’s Sake Put Out Those Candles Before You Burn Down Your Home — If You Still Have One!?!?

* Case In Point: Are you able to read this entire message without smashing your monitor screen first???

* Are you even aware that I am trying to reflect something important here???

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