Ever since Micheal "Douche" Bay crapped out the god-awful Transformers series, every American male is now required by law to obsess over Megan Fox, the in-human looking Angelina ("Douche") Jolie doppelganger.
I'm sorry folks, I just don't see it. She's rather bizarre looking; similar to the profound improbability of the first alien life form humans have come into contact with, Tila Tequila, being considered a sex symbol. She looks like some sort of a caricature of what the typical, pimple-faced fanboy such god awful movies like 300 and Transformers are marketed to would describe as the perfect woman. Even her name is like a joke.
I'm sorry, I do not understand what the hype is about. Call me gay, but I am not a member of the Cult of Fox.