Megan Fox is not that hot.

[The Sexorcist]

Ever since Micheal "Douche" Bay crapped out the god-awful Transformers series, every American male is now required by law to obsess over Megan Fox, the in-human looking Angelina ("Douche") Jolie doppelganger.

Really?

I'm sorry folks, I just don't see it. She's rather bizarre looking; similar to the profound improbability of the first alien life form humans have come into contact with, Tila Tequila, being considered a sex symbol. She looks like some sort of a caricature of what the typical, pimple-faced fanboy such god awful movies like 300 and Transformers are marketed to would describe as the perfect woman. Even her name is like a joke.

I'm sorry, I do not understand what the hype is about. Call me gay, but I am not a member of the Cult of Fox.

[tinybear]

Yup. Hideous looking, ain't she, guys?

[The Sexorcist]

Yup. Hideous looking, ain't she, guys?

Hey, I never said hideous, just not the goddess everyone makes her out to be.

And let's be fair, a touched up photo shoot is not an accurate representation of her true looks.



I dunno, she looks like your average pretty girl.

But in her Photoshopped-to-hell pictures (for such insightful magazines as GQ and Maxim), they give her borderline creepy bedroom eyes, big boobs and almost alien features. I'd even venture to say she looks better in candid shots than professional pictures.

Nothing against the poor girl, but the level of obsession following Ms. Fox, I just don't understand.

[Questatement]

Maybe she fills the spot that society needs filled until something better comes along?

[The Sexorcist]

Maybe she fills the spot that society needs filled until something better comes along?

Till something better comes along? Vida Guerra's already here!

[Questatement]

Had to google her image but my guess is that she's a little too undressed for most husbands and boyfriends to allow for an 'innocent crush' in the eyes of their SO's.

[The Sexorcist]

True, she's a little more sexual, but my god, she's all woman.

No accounting for taste, though. I'm sure many men would think she's too "thick" for them.

[Aussie]

I loved her until she opened her mouth, sigh. Total airhead. Again, sigh. And I dont even usually rate brunettes!

[The Sexorcist]

I loved her until she opened her mouth, sigh. Total airhead. Again, sigh. And I dont even usually rate brunettes!

The lovely Vida Guerra, an airhead? I will not tolerate blasphemy!

[Aussie]

The lovely Vida Guerra, an airhead? I will not tolerate blasphemy!

Ha ha, no Megan. I hate it when reality steps in...

[The Sexorcist]

Ha ha, no Megan. I hate it when reality steps in...

Ah. Actually, she was in The Week magazine this week, and actually her opinions on Hollywood were, maybe not enlightened, but they were at least realistic.

Megan Fox doesn’t think much of the acting profession. Actors, she tells Alex Bilmes in British GQ, “are the worst a--holes to hang out with.” They are “either narcissistic douche bags or raging alcoholics.” At just 23, the actress and pinup girl has already acquired a reputation for extreme candor, whether the topic is her own sex life or what she thinks of other people. Mostly, she doesn’t think very highly of anyone or anything. Fame? “It doesn’t mean anything. Anyone can be famous.” The men who fawn all over her? They’re “weak,” she says. “Retards. Ridiculous. So pathetic.” She’s no less disdainful of what she does for a living. “Acting is a very weird thing. We get paid to feign attraction and love. When you think about it, we’re kind of prostitutes.” The worst part, she says, is kissing strange men for the camera. “It’s a super-intimate thing to do. Touching mouths? I really have to enjoy someone’s personality, not just their looks, before I kiss them. This one kid I had to kiss had just eaten. And he passed a piece of whatever it was [from his mouth to hers]. I swear to God. That’s gross. I was a bitch the rest of the day.”

[grandpa]

Yup. Hideous looking, ain't she, guys?

Yep, so hideous I'm tempted to print off that picture and study its many, many flaws. Seriously, though, posing like that must be hard on the back. I'm not even kidding.

Grandpa h.