What are some of your favorite memorable lines from movies?

[commonsense]

Let us share some memorable lines from favorite films....

[Patriot911]

Princess Bride:

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Count Rugen: Stop saying that!

[commonsense]

Henry Hill (Ray Liotta) "Goodfellas" Last line of movie

" Today everything is different. There's no action. I have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food. Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook."

[GeminiBrian]

Let us share some memorable lines from favorite films....

Rita Moreno in 'The Ritz' -- " Ah! misterrr - my Hector catch you doin' that - he keel jou wid a knife thees big...

(or Treat Williams --- "See something you like, mister?" from the same movie).

[MyApologies]

I like it in Fear and Loathing when benecio del torro spills the cocaine and says "Did you see what GOD did man?!" And Hunter responds, "It wasn't God, it was you, you're a god damn narcotics agent."

[commonsense]

"Don't look at his neck, man"
Pedro De Pacas (Cheech Marin) to Anthony Stoner (Tommy Chong) about his cousin Strawberry (Tom Skerrit) in "Up In Smoke".

"Hey...Hey hey hey!" Sgt Stadanko (Stacey Keach) to Pedro at urinal.

"You're a stupid, stupid man! When I think of all the time and money I've spent on your training... You're an absolute failure" Give me your gun!" Sgt Stadanko (Stacey Keach) to bald cop.

"Have you ever smoked marijuana?" Reporter Suzuki Kawasaki to Sgt. Stadanko to which he replied "Only once." (reference to urban legend that cops pass around and toke on a joint in a narcotics enforcement class at the Police Academy in order to know its odor and its effects)

Sgt. Stadanko (to reporter) at Mexican Border:
"We've got to bust these drug dealers... it may be the last form of free enterprise left"

[Trojan_Ripper]

"Go ahead, make my day."

My man Clint as Harry Callahan.

[Sonart]

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(already posted the 1st three on the Favorite Quotes page)

Will Turner (Orlando Bloom): -- This is either madness... or brilliance.
Capt. Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp): -- It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Toranaga (Toshiro Mifune): -- There is no mitigating factor for rebellion against your liege lord.
Blackthorne (Richard Chamberlain): -- Unless you win.
Toranaga: -- (laughs) "Very well, you may have named the one mitigating factor."

Smokey (Burt Reynolds) - "How stupid you are depends on what part of the country you happen to be standing in."

WOPR - "Would you like to play a game?"

Starman (Jeff Bridges) - "I watched you very carefully. Red light stop, green light go, yellow light go very fast."

Chief Brody (Roy Scheider) - "You're gonna need a bigger boat!"

Chinatown (Fay Dunaway) - "She's my daughter! She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter. She's my sister and my daughter."

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[Flangehead]

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - Tuco's in the bath in the abandoned hotel, and is confronted by someone who's going to kill him, but talks first. Tuco shoots him.

"If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

The Army of Darkness - Robert Campbell: "Right. Wrong. It doesn't matter. I've got the gun."

The Outlaw Josey Wales -

Kid: "We gonna bury 'em, Josey?"

Josey: "No. Buzzards got to eat, same as the worms."

[Athena]

Mary Poppins, the 1964 Disney movie starring Julie Andrews, "A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down."

[Maryjane]

Inherit the Wind:

"All shine, and no substance! Bert, whenever you see something bright, shining, perfect-seeming—all gold, with purple spots—look behind the paint! And if it's a lie—show it up for what it really is!"


Henry Drummond:"Yes. The individual human mind. In a child's power to master the multiplication table, there is more sanctity than in all your shouted "amens" and "holy holies" and "hosannas." An idea is a greater monument than a cathedral. And the advance of man's knowledge is a greater miracle than all the sticks turned to snakes or the parting of the waters."


Fight Club:

Tyler Durden:" You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your *fking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

Tyler Durden: "The things you own end up owning you."


Narrator:"If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla."

The Ref:

Caroline: I had this dream...
Lloyd: Do we have to do dreams?
Caroline: I'm in this restaurant, and the waiter brings me my entree. It was a salad. It was Lloyd's head on a plate of spinach with his penis sticking out of his ear. And I said, "I didn't order this." And the waiter said, "Oh you must try it, it's a delicacy. But don't eat the penis, it's just garnish."
Dr. Wong: Lloyd, what do you think about the dream?
Lloyd: I think she should stop telling it at dinner parties to all our friends.


Lloyd: "You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."

[Hurt]

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.