Masturbation?

[Compugasm]

Quote by: Walrus From the 1924 edition of Sir Robert Baden Powell's Scouting For Boys

Wow. That's just wrong on so many levels. First, how does talking to my Scoutmaster about masturbation NOT fall into the "manly dirty stories" category? Second, a Scoutmaster is the last person I talk too about masturbation. That's just plain weird. Hey, I'll pass on the circle jerk merit badge, thanks anyway.

[GeminiBrian]

Quote by: Compugasm Wow. That's just wrong on so many levels. First, how does talking to my Scoutmaster about masturbation NOT fall into the "manly dirty stories" category? Second, a Scoutmaster is the last person I talk too about masturbation. That's just plain weird. Hey, I'll pass on the circle jerk merit badge, thanks anyway.

I taught my scoutmaster about masturbation if I remember rightly.

[Maryjane]

heh...that's twice I've spit coffee on the computer screen this week~

[Nono]

Maybe you shouldn't do it while drinking coffee and sitting in front of the computer.

[GeminiBrian]

Quote by: Nono Maybe you shouldn't do it while drinking coffee and sitting in front of the computer.

She should have a mouse pad like mine - works a treat...

[Questatement]

One of my best friends collects this type of art. I forget the acronym he uses but it has to be well-intentioned, by extremely tacky, Christian art.

Do you own much like that?

[GeminiBrian]

Quote by: Questatement One of my best friends collects this type of art. I forget the acronym he uses but it has to be well-intentioned, by extremely tacky, Christian art. Do you own much like that?

You won't like this tacky site much, Quest, so open it at your own discretion

Landover Baptist's Official Online Gift Shop

ps. I own none of it personally, but might send for one or two of the less offensive tee-shirts!

Landover Baptist | Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome.

[GeminiBrian]

A timely warning:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/gonnapay.mp3

[Maryjane]

Quote by: Nono Maybe you shouldn't do it while drinking coffee and sitting in front of the computer.

I come here for inspiration...pun intended

[Questatement]

Quote by: GeminiBrian You won't like this tacky site much, Quest, so open it at your own discretion

I don't think that site is well intentioned but they seem to be enjoying themselves. The art my friend collects makes you think twice, even three times before you decide whether or not the creator meant well.

[GeminiBrian]

Quote by: Questatement The art my friend collects makes you think twice, even three times before you decide whether or not the creator meant well.

A bit like the bible then?

[samsara15]

Quote by: nerdvincent As a once-or-twice-a-day user of my mighty right hand since my early teens, I would like to know your views about it. Mine? Increased stamina or better quality of sleep, depending on when you do it. It's also the best friggin' anti-depressant around. It's a free, homemade, harmless drug of the best kind.

I also was a once a day user of old lefty, and think it is a heathy, good release where and if no better option is available. One of our national surgeon generals once recommended it.

[Questatement]

Quote by: GeminiBrian A bit like the bible then?

Exactly!

[minorwork]

You guys realize that the Bible mentions the invention of masturbation? Guy by the name of Onan invented masturbation. Can you imagine the royalties he's taken in? Whoa. I know I alone have put his kids thru college. ~ apologies to Norm MacDonald

[GeminiBrian]

Quote by: minorwork You guys realize that the Bible mentions the invention of masturbation? Guy by the name of Onan invented masturbation. Can you imagine the royalties he's taken in? Whoa. I know I alone have put his kids thru college. ~ apologies to Norm MacDonald

If I remember rightly, God smote poor old Onan to death for spilling his seed on the ground.

All I can say is, God's been far more lenient in my case - perhaps he's mellowed over the last 3000 years?

[Night]

Quote by: Nono Anyway, as Woody Allen pointed out, "it's sex with someone I love".

LOL! I love it

[Poe Slaw]

Quote by: GeminiBrian If I remember rightly, God smote poor old Onan to death for spilling his seed on the ground. All I can say is, God's been far more lenient in my case - perhaps he's mellowed over the last 3000 years?

He's keeping a tab...

Don't worry, you'll get your smoting in due time. Spilling it on the ground causes other problems too, though, such as a big mess.

[GeminiBrian]

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Quote by: Poe Slaw He's keeping a tab..

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He must be bored - let him look to the kids in the third world if he has any conscience

Don't worry, you'll get your smoting in due time. Spilling it on the ground causes other problems too, though, such as a big mess.

I have a slave who cleans it up for me - the bible has no problems with slaves.

[Poe Slaw]

Quote by: GeminiBrian He must be bored - let him look to the kids in the third world if he has any conscience

He is EVERYWHERE. And he is helping them through Christian missionary groups. We are bringing the Good Word and good food to the people in those poor poor countries.

Quote by: GeminiBrian I have a slave who cleans it up for me - the bible has no problems with slaves.

If it's a woman it's okay. If it's a man, tell him he needs to go out and do something productive in the world.

[GeminiBrian]

[QUOTE]

Quote by: Poe Slaw He is EVERYWHERE. And he is helping them through Christian missionary groups. We are bringing the Good Word and good food to the people in those poor poor countries.

Don't forget the free condoms.

If it's a woman it's okay. If it's a man, tell him he needs to go out and do something productive in the world.

Nah - it's neither - I had him castrated to be on the safe side.