| If you paraded through the streets celebrating being a Lobster "Lover," you might get away with it as long as no one knew what you really meant. But If you came in and demanded to marry a lobster they would probably hospitalize and medicate you.
A same-sex relationship will never produce a child and, as such, neither party needs any of the protections of marriage. If people want an avenue to express their love for each other, they can go carve their names in a tree. |