| I propose a twofold approach. Separate training for men and women. The guys training will consist of a 15min video staring Chasey Lain, or Jenna Jameson demonstrating the various female parts, how to reach em, what to do with em, and maybe a few "don'ts" thrown in for good measure. If you've been diagnosed with A.D.D. then your session is broken up into two parts. As a supplimental reminder to the training, posters of Mr T will be placed in appropriate places, like Dr offices and such, which say "Don't be a fool, put your Jim Hat on!" or "I pity da fool who don't wear his Jim Hat!"
For women, the training is similar to a college education with degrees from Associate to Doctorate. Topics covered will be indepth analysis of every position in the Kama Sutra. Plus, supplimental training on which stockings to wear, fashion design sense, and color theory of lipsticks and eyeshadows. The more advanced classes get into regional/cultural differences. Example, how the Japanese have created the perfect schoolgirl porn outfits. Seriously, lets make Magna-cum-laude really mean something important. |