| My Wackaloid theory: That an agency of government or industry has acquired advanced technology able to cause patterned disruptions to surfaces and temperatures. This agency is experimenting with various patterns as an exercise in puzzlement for the public. This surface disruptor is mounted on high-flying aircraft or satellite and beams its patterns onto agricultural fields.
True purpose unknown.
"Arms in the hands of the citizens may be used at individual discretion for the defense of the country, the overthrow of tyranny or private self-defense." -- John Adams |