[Compugasm]

Don't come to America:
* Poor roam the streets like a Zombie movie.
* Triangle spaceships and gray people will probe you.
* The govt takes all the money, for the illuminati-lympics.
* Catholics sadistically rape your children (except Micheal Jackson, cause he's part of the Pepsi Generation™).
* Choking smog and coal ash blanket the land like mapyle syrup.
* Don "The Rummy" Rumsfeld lives here.
* On Tuesdays, we irradiate people with gamma rays.
* We eat botox, tastes like chicken.
* We have sharks fitted with laser beams patroling for "boat people".
* Ever see an "American Indian" yeah, exactly.

If your in a middle eastern nation, ignore this message cause it's already common knowledge. The rest of you, don't bother coming here!