| What's thirteen inches long and makes a woman scream all night
Cot death
what do you do after raping a blind, deaf and dumb girl?
break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
Whats the first thing a beaten wife should do after coming back from hospital after the last "incident"?
The dishes if she know's whats good for her.
What's brown, soft and found in babies nappies?
Michael Jacksons hand.
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
Or get married and wish you were dead. |