| A little kid is standing on the edge of a cliff crying
a guy walks up to him and asks him why he's crying.
The kid says "My parents and my sister were in that car that just went off the cliff and I got thrown free before it went over"
to which the guy replied '****... its just not your lucky day is it?' whilst unzipping his fly
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
Or get married and wish you were dead. |