| A priest was in his confession box, hearing the sins of gods people, when suddenly he heard the call of nature, the man was only half way through his confession, the priest poped his head out the box and grabed the nearest person he could see.
Hey, can you cover for me while i go for a whizz,
The janitor not knowing what to do asked what shud he say
The preist said just say" say hail mary's and all your sins shall be forgiven"
the janitor nodded and went inside the box.
Then the person who was still going on and on.
Came up to the point about oral sex. He asked the janitor what should he do.
The janitor not knowing wat to say, poped his head out of the box and grabbed a passing chior boy and said. what does the priest give for oral sex??
The choir boy said..usually a coke or lollies
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
Or get married and wish you were dead. |