| I have way more dead baby jokes.
Observe:
Q: What's red, bubbly, and scratches at glass?
A: A baby in a microwave
Q: What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
A: You take your boots off when you jump on a trampoline
Q: What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A: A baby in a trash compactor
Q: What's red, silver, and bumps into walls?
A: A baby with forks in it's eyes
Fuck, there's an entrie website devoted to the hilarity found in the suffering of our young: dead-baby-jokes.com |