| As a preschool "doctor" I got caught behind a dumpster putting grass in a girl's butt.
I remember when my cousins, who are fifteen years younger than me, were in middle school I was appalled by a game they were playing called, "black out." Apparently they would bend over for a few minutes, suddenly stand up, and someone would thump them on the back or something.
Ahh for the good old days of prescription butt-grass. |