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Deadeye · Jul 10, 2009, 03:10 pm

Drowned in a vat of chocolate?

This is an old Smother's Brother routine.

Tommy: "Did you hear of the guy who drowned in a vat of chocolate?"

Dickie: "Oh, that's terrible. Why didn't someone go over and save him?"

Tommie: "Cause no one came when the guy yelled CHOCOLATE!"

They could have made the guy into a giant popcycle, but I'm not going to tell you where they put the stick.

I wonder if they wrapped his coffin in tin foil?

I can see it now; 500 years hense. A group of archeologists digging in an old cemetery. One guy is brushing something with a paint brush. He is intensely concentrating. "Hey" he exclaims. "I think we've found a 21st Century Hershey Bar!"

I know some women who would consider dieing in a vat of chocolate as the ideal way to go.

Jul 10, 2009, 03:10 pm	#13 (permalink)
Deadeye Hot Lava Posts: 2,368	Drowned in a vat of chocolate? This is an old Smother's Brother routine. Tommy: "Did you hear of the guy who drowned in a vat of chocolate?" Dickie: "Oh, that's terrible. Why didn't someone go over and save him?" Tommie: "Cause no one came when the guy yelled CHOCOLATE!" They could have made the guy into a giant popcycle, but I'm not going to tell you where they put the stick. I wonder if they wrapped his coffin in tin foil? I can see it now; 500 years hense. A group of archeologists digging in an old cemetery. One guy is brushing something with a paint brush. He is intensely concentrating. "Hey" he exclaims. "I think we've found a 21st Century Hershey Bar!" I know some women who would consider dieing in a vat of chocolate as the ideal way to go.