The Spoof : Large Hadron Collider Responsible for Global Financial Crisis funny satire story
Sorry, this idea was scooped by my colleague James almost three months ago when he sent me an e-mail talking about "financial black holes". 
Anyway, quite an anti-climax on the particle physics front.
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