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Tom and his hairlip buddy Tim was gonna go chase tail. Figuring to get laid they went to the drug store where Tim went in to get some rubbers. After a while Tim came back. Tom asked if he got the rubbers. "Nuh," said Tim. Surprised Tom asked why not. Tim told him, "ell, ni ent nu na ounter n akked na an, niv ne uh ak a ubbas. E naid "Ni an uhernan uh ning ur nayin. Ned na uck oud." Understanding now, Tom instructed, "He's having trouble understanding you. Look. Go in. Put the money on the counter. Look him in the eye. Take your dick out. Put it on the counter by the money. Point at both and ask for some rubbers. He'll get the message then." Hairlip Tim went in and after a while came back looking pretty much down in the dumps. Tom asked if he got the rubbers this time. Time shook his head no. Unbelieving now, Tom asked why not. In tears now, Tim told him, "Ni id uht uht u aid. Ni aid na oney on na ounder, uhkd im inh a eye, uk oud my ick an aid id ahn na ounder, oinded ahd oth a em an aid "iv e a akk a ubbahs. E uhk is ick oud an aid id on na ounder. Id wah igger an ine an e nook na oney. "
If the terrain and the map do not agree, follow the terrain.
When motherhood becomes the fruit of a deep yearning, not the result of ignorance or accident, its children will become a new race. |