| Good. Now that we have that established I call upon all holy crusaders to aid me in the terrorist insurrection against the great evils of our society, such as uppity women and Long John Silver's. It is a slippery slope; if we allow people to eat clams soon they will want shrimp and in no time we'll be a nation of decadent hedonistic sushi lovers gorging ourselves on chunks of raw sea urchin, and then much like the Roman's love of weird food caused their society to implode so shall ours.
Seriously, I doubt anybody is going to start listening to inconvenient parts of the old testament just because that's the logical thing to do.
I think it goes without saying the any suggestion to invade Canada is mind-numbingly stupid. |