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I'll make dinner if you make breakfast
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Reminds me of one I heard somewhere along the line: "Would you care to join me for breakfast? Shall I call you or nudge you?"
Oh gawd, those and hairlip jokes (and please, if anyone knows a few of those post them, I've forgotten all the good ones a friend once told me). When I was on a freight crew we told those all night long. Hasn't everyone heard the old "How do you make a dead baby float?" Well, there are many worse...err, more.