[grandpa]

I'll admit that, like many people, I have a sick sense of humor. I often can't utilize it on Volconvo because -- usually -- I'm busy debating and don't want to risk infractions. That's basically what this thread is for; to relieve tension and hopefully get a few laughs. What classic examples of sick humor do you have?

I'll get the ball rolling with this great limerick:

There was a young vampire called Mabel
Whose periods were very unstable.
One night by the moon,
She pulled out a spoon
And drank herself under the table.

Tell me that isn't a great, gross-out verse?

Grandpa h.