There exists outside of our perception a cosmic being called "Tra".
Tra has inspired human beings with the free will to create art. All art that humans create, it comes from Tra.
Every piece of art that you've ever seen. Every piece of art that you will see. Every artistic creation of mankind. All of them have a specific artistic value assigned to them by Tra. It is Tra which dictates which pieces of art are "good" and which are "bad".
If a person likes or appreciates a piece of art that Tra has deemed bad, then that person is wrong and deserving of eternal mockery.
If a person dislikes a piece of art that Tra has deemed good, then that person is wrong and deserving of eternal mockery.
You may be tempted to think that Tra is not real. You may be tempted to think that artistic worth is derived from collective societal decision weighted against the merits of a specific piece. Understand that such notions are just silly. There has to be something that dictates which art is good and which art is bad and that something is Tra. You should have faith that he exists and change around your notions of evidence to accomodate that faith.
After all, you theists do it for morality.
