| 1. Elect a homicidal dictator.
Forced labor really burns off the pounds. I suggest locking food criminals in gigantic hamster wheels, thereby solving the energy crunch as well.
2. Nuke America's bread basket.
Would you like potassium iodide pills with that?
3. Run out of oil.
Gee, who knew farming with oxen instead of tractors was so hard?
4. Global warming.
Idaho, home of the Famous Cacti.
5. Exercise.
Actually, now that I think about it, nuking the bread basket sounds like a really good idea.
Face it. The culture is what's sick and the government can't do much. They can give us healthier food by cleaning up the corruption of the FDA so we don't get quite as sick from pigging out, but that's about it that's within their scope.
Destroying America one Volconvo post at a time.
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