| put the fork down fatty, simple really.
Tie their hands behind their backs, if they want to eat that much, then make the creatures work for it.
They would shed a few kilos just wrestling the food out of their fridges and cuboards and opening it with their teeth.
At the candy bar at my local Hoyts cinema megaplex, you can stock up what you need yourself like in a supermarket, then take it to the checkout.
As I was getting my stuff, I noticed two fat white chicks shoving popcorn as fast as they could into their piggy faces, and slurping huge cokes.
Then they were going to the lolly dispensers and helping themselves to that as well.
I paid for my stuff and moved to a table nearby to observe this comedy.
Finally after ten minutes of unabated gorging (I kid not) they filled their giant popcorn buckets and mega cokes up to the brims, grabbed a choctop each and moved to the checkout.
This style of help yourself candy bars, is going to be the cause of obesity expolding even further in the selfish indulgent loving west.
The upside I guess, is that when our screwed up societys inevitably collapse and food shortages hit everyone, we can hunt these guys down to keep us going for a while, until old style farming is re established. |