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Quote by: Kakumei  God was once a man like us. t
God has a tangible body of flesh and bone. t
God lives on a planet near the star Kolob. t
We can become like God and rule over our own universe. t
There are many gods, ruling over their own worlds. t
Jesus and Satan ("Lucifer") are brothers, and they are our brothers - we are all spirit children of Heavenly Father t
The "Lord" ("Jehovah") in the Old Testament is the being named Jesus in the New Testament, but different from "God the Father" ("Elohim"). t
(this goes back to latin translations and stuff)
Before coming to this earth we lived as spirits in a "pre-existence", t
The Garden of Eden was in Missouri. All humanity before the Great Flood lived in the western hemisphere. The Ark transported Noah and the other survivors to the eastern hemisphere. t (i think)
Not only will human beings be resurrected to eternal life, but also all animals - everything that has ever lived on earth - will be resurrected and dwell in heaven. t
You can identify a false angel by the color of his hair, or by offering to shake his hand. t and f. (Hair is f, t, because they believe an angel has a resurrected body combine with a spirit.) |
All of the above which you claim to be what mormons actually believe is BS. Seriously, why would you believe something so outlandish? This is flying spahgetti monster caliber nonsense, man. Planet Kolob? Garden of eden in Missouri? Are you out of your fracking mind?
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Oh, I don't know... how about the REST of what I posted?