| That is why I should run for President, I would promise to give you lots of things to gripe about and debate. I would make you all look like saints compared to my dirty deeds with the help of another tricky Dick VP.
I should annonce that I am a canidate and get a grant to do some field research to see if my new independant party has a chance.
I am sure that the news media would want to send me a big donation because I will provide them with lots of bad news that will up their ratings.
I will absolutly start off with some negative ads to show that the other canidates are bad people. I will hire the best gossip writers to do that to insure that I can win and photographers who can get those ugly photos of those other canidates.
You are just gonna love this because those canidates have been getting a free ride for long enough.
I would be the canidate that knows that you are the rightious ones and the true saints of our society, and you need an evil and corupt government to stay high and to get your next "fix". I can provide that for you. I will make you have more to hope for and to dream about, because if those other people win then they might patch things up and then you will loose interest in going to the polls to vote next time we have an election. And what is the point of a democracy if no one is motivated to vote some bum out of office?
If they are not doing dumb things? |