| I hope I did not say anything wrong so far.
As ruler I would have my educational system teach all kids how to smoke governmental cigarettes so they would be totally dependant upon me and my governmental store for their supplies, other drugs would be offered as well to insure that people do what they are told.
I would outlaw money and everyone would use my governmental plastic credit cards into which you income check would be deposited by the employers. That card would contain a tracking chip so if someone steals your card we can track down who has it, the fact it can also be used to track you down is of course, unavoidable. Also he card would produce a record in my database of all things you buy, such as guns and so forth, just in case that infor might come in handy.
All factories would be moved to space stations so that the earth here would not get polluted anymore. We would make it so that half the population would work for one year in space and then have one year free time here on earth, as the other half is transported to our work stations in space. (speaking only about the blue coller and hard hat workers, not us rich people). That would reduce the population on earth by one half at any given time and therefore would Solve traffic problems, make the earth greener, and confuse Islam because in space they would not know what direction to pray towards three times a day, plus I would allow no clocks in outerspace. Time control for space work stations would be done from earth only.
And I would enforce a law that people can only debate silly stuff like this instead of serious topics that can upset everyone. That would bring about world peace. |