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Quote by: Technosoul Gee, frist people claim I am making up a conspiracy and then turn around and claim I am part o some big tobacco conspiracy. Well, if you want to hear my conspiracy theory then why don't you just ask? The Native Indians were living in Eden and so God told the control freaks in the old world that the earth was flat, and that they would fall off the edge if they sailed out to sea too far. That worked for a while but one day someone denied those biblical notions, and set sail to the new world, when they arrived they found the natives living naked in paradise and smoking tobacco. The control freaks then created towns and cities and made up thousands of rules and regulations, none of which the Indians, who were living in harmony with nature, would obey. So the control freaks got mad and drove them out of the garden of eden into a waste land, located in the Southwestern part of the New World. Just like it was done to Adam and Eve. And the control freaks brought many diseases with them because they had already polutied the cities in the old world where they had come from, many Indians died because of that, for such diseases were unknown to them. Then the control freaks finally poluted the New World with their cities and towns, and so they blamed the Native American's tobacco plants that had been used for religious purposes, and now they wish to ban the sacred peace pipe and all other commerical versions of it. And the Great Spirit in the sky said "woe unto the control freaks who distroyed my Eden, and those whom I have placed in it's keeping".

*Watches what little credibility you had topple off the cliff into the pit of nonsensical ramblings*